The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

I saw it earlier ITT that people are getting pro trump texts. I’ve gotten 5 in the last few days. Obviously there was so kinda data breach or massive sell off of our info because I’ve never done anything pro republican ever.

Kim could write some halfway interesting Jane Austen fan fiction if he chose.

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No texts, but I did get my very own Trump make America great again committee executive member, limited-edition, non-transferable card signed by Trump!

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1304116217205096449?s=20

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https://twitter.com/MarshallCohen/status/1304111879225257984?s=20

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304133443861843969
( twitter | raw text )

I wonder if there’s sarcasm that’s lost in translation.

:Anchorman gif:

LOLOLOLOL I laugh every time Trump shares a piece of information he assumes very few people are even aware of. The perils of living with zero awareness of the depth of your own ignorance. He just states basic facts about things and is like isn’t that amazing? No one would have guessed!

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Reminds me of when George Bush was amazed at conveyer belts in supermarkets.

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Can you Believe it? Alot of people Didn’t know it when I said they had the Mecka of all Religious sites. They tell me “Sir, Sir we didn’t know it had such a big deal site.”

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He’s like you know they have a lot of oil in the middle east, right? You have to understand that. We make decisions and so do they. No one would have guessed it could be so complicated.

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I like how Trump harps on Big Ten football, yet never mentioned the Pac 12. I WONDER WHY.

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He’s criticizing Biden for reading off of a teleprompter in speeches, yet he’s staring at his speech on a piece of paper.

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So this press conference is a campaign rally.

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Trump is currently ripping Biden for reading from a teleprompter…while reading the rant directly from a piece of paper.

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Trump has moved on to ripping Biden’s handling of the Swine Flu, whatever that is, as the COVID body count on his watch passes 192,000

(How am I doing Rupar?)

I’m ready for an all-time low from the press when he starts taking questions

Trump is currently spewing Hunter Biden conspiracy theories at his “press conference”

I’m pretty sure a few million people died in the disastrous Obama Swine Flu, I saw something about it on Facebook.

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