The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

The thing that enrages me the most about that tweet is that the twitterperson, who calls himself „writer“ three times in his profile, advises me to „live live to the fullest“.
I just got numb to everything else #2020

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I think its supposed to speak to his state of mind. It would be nice if he would take a more constructive step, like I don’t know, STOPPING DONNIE DUMB DUMB FROM DOING THE WAR CRIMES!

Remember when “moderate” republicans were saying that Hillary Clinton was more likely to start WW3 than Trump?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

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Trump’s big boy leadership is the only reason we didn’t end up in WW3.

It’s also the reason we almost escalated into WW3. But it’s also the reason we didn’t.

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I mean let’s be real some Dems (including Bernie bros!) also made this argument.

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No panic no panic. You’re the panic!

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That’s an elite headline.

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To Donald Trump; the cause of, and solution tom all of our problems.

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Republicans start wars when in power and then accuse Dems of being warmongers when out of power, that’s been a constant cycle since Bush Sr.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304116737273671680
( twitter | raw text )

@Riverman

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304117520429912064
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. They got some horror movie director to make that.

A Vote for President Trump
is a vote for Law & Order

The random caps has made its way to the ad copy now.

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Lol, don’t panic!

@RiskyFlush I will respond to your question about Storr when (if?!) I get power back here.

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LMAO this is incredible

Even now I cannot forget that moment of history when I firmly held Your Excellency’s hand at that beautiful and sacred location as the whole world watched with great interest and hope.

Like the brief time we had together a year ago in Singapore, every minute we shared 103 days ago in Hanoi was also a moment of glory that remains a precious memory. Such a precious memory that I have in my unwavering respect for you will provide impetus for me to take my steps when we walk toward each other again someday in the future.

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What. the. fuck.

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How to Con a Narcissist 101

with homoerotic undertones

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smd mitch, why would it be in perpetuity? Are you saying you can’t appeal to those people? And if so why?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1304123519660437505?s=20

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