The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

This just makes zero sense. In the history books this might go down as the dumbest unforced error in political history.

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It’s his ego. His mush brain knows Woodward is a very famous journalist but he probably could not explain why.

He wants people to write about him. I am sure Woodward stroked his ego enough.

Not sure any of this matters, but it can’t hurt and it keeps the derposphere spinning their wheels.

Plus it now connects Trump to Nixon.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1303753515253280768

He’s a clout chaser. Somewhere in his tiny brain he knows that Bob Woodward is a famous journalist, so of course he wants to talk to him. All Bob had to do was say “oh Donnie, I really, really, want your opinion!” And Trump falls for it. Because he wants to fall for it. Woodward could be a Pauly Shore-level actor and Trump would still go for it.

It’s how narcissists work.

ETA: or yeah, what Marksman said…lol

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1303757710333292548

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https://twitter.com/Dracogen/status/1303745777966223360

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Trump wasn’t going to do shit no matter when this came out. When has shaming him into doing the right thing worked, ever?

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This is so dumb. Jesus what was going to happen in March?

Err what rivermam said.

They already know he’s a big fat fucking liar and 45% of them don’t care because he’s their Everyman.

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Woodward (as played by Tom Cruise):

Trump (as played by Jack Nicholson): YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

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fuck you, Mattis. Like this shit is going to help.

https://twitter.com/DefenseBaron/status/1303741527370465285?s=20

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Bro, Woodward had this information back in March. He has been letting Trump scream fake news for months before releasing the audio.

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Ehh, it’s not Woodward’s responsibility. For all we know other people heard that conversation that were in a position to do something about it and choose not to.

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Definitely on climate change over the Middle East entanglements. But I wonder how much blood from the pandemic globally is on Trump’s hands for abdicating our leadership role in global pandemic response. Surely his total is well over the ~200K and counting we’ve got here.

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Woodward probably thinks “I’ve saved this basket case of a country from a megalomaniac asshole once before…”

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Not everyone on earth is PURE EVIL for Christ sake. Do we have to instantly assign the most evil of intentions to Woodward when he is doing an obvious good for humanity?

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Purity 1 Woodward 0

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You just called him a grifter 2 minutes ago.

lmao what do you guys think Woodward releasing these tapes in April would do exactly? 2nd impeachment? Even more strongly worded letters?

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Well, you’ve got to feel for posters here - there’s not a lot of succour available to them these days.

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