The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Yeah I mean the ad cuts itself. Just go back and forth between this audio and Trump on video saying the opposite. Ending, a serious voice, “Trump lied, Americans died.”

They can try to spin it all they want. Their base may buy it but nobody else will.

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ummm WHAT?

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1303738918827892737?s=20

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In another order with a minor edit…

Trump also boasted to Woodward that Kim ‘tells me everything,’ including a graphic account of Kim having his uncle killed.” Trump remarked that he was awestruck, thinking to himself, ‘Holy shit,’ and finding Kim to be ‘far beyond smart.’

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Donnie wants out but he’s too proud to step down or not run again.

There’s no doubt that these four years have been complete torture for him. He could have been living a lavish life being ignored by those who hate him and adored by those who love him but he just had to run for president.

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The most stunning thing is he knew it was airborne and still refused to wear or promote masks. Continues to hold rallies where they aren’t required. Undead Herman Cain’ should sue.

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Another way out of the presidency was to allow covid to kill him.

Apparently, the virus deemed the president an unworthy host.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1303765212789698560
( twitter | raw text )

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This should end once and for all the idea that anything he does has any strategy at all.

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Rotfl.

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Jesus Christ. Bernstein on CNN saying it’s up to republicans to stop trump at this point!

The whole Kim interaction is just a big lol. Readings Kim’s comments to Trump the first thing that pops into mind is, “Oh Trump’s the mark”. Like it’s painfully obvious that Kim’s buttering him up and Trump’s taking the bait. Lol at Kim saying Obama is an asshole and Trump thinking that’s a bad thing. An even bigger lol at Trump comparing Kim and nukes to a owner who won’t sell a house. He’s not holding onto the nukes for sentimental reasons

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The hell?

Called over to the sports book at the UP Casino Resort and Spa and got the lines:

Number of Names on List o/u 10.5
List includes a woman +150
List includes an African-American -120
List includes any other minority +180
List includes an actual Nazi +250
List includes someone associated with white supremacists -800
List includes a relative of Trump -140
List includes Rudy Giuliani +300
List includes Judge Jeanine -180
List includes any former Fox News employee -2500
Trump mentions Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s health or advanced age -5000
Trump openly roots for Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death +450

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Having a woman more like +300
Rooting for Ginsberg death more like -200

All in on yes for this.

Never mind, I’ll take this one.

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Rao is almost certainly a lock to be on this stupid list, also Amy Coney Barrett

Guy at work says that was a good thing, he did not want to cause panic…

Ya I guess I forgot he had women on the first list. I’m just betting against his misogyny.

Lol

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He’s going to hint at it, but I don’t think he’s going to openly say it. He might say he hopes he gets to replace her, but he’ll claim he meant via retirement.

Yeah, there will probably be one - surely someone in the White House will be like “Sir, we need one token woman on the list, sir!”

I was kind of being funny with some of them and not 100% trying to make an accurate line. :)