The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

These Woodword tapes are crazy. “I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down.”

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1303733001919049730
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of course he played it down lib, its not even that deadly!!!

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This was released too early to matter (not sure that it would have anyway). Needed to be released like October 21 to have an impact.

I disagree, voting is starting this week. I also think the timing of these most recent bombshells indicates coordination. Hopefully there is a plan to just continuously release awful Trump stories every 5 days from now until November 4th.

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Won’t matter when something about Biden comes out in late October and it’s all the media covers.

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Of course Bob Woodward has tapes. Because he’s a real journalist left over from a time when real journalism was a thing.

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This makes me realize once again how lucky we are that Trump is so fucking stupid.

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I’m sorry, but I can’t help but chuckle every time Trump hypes Corky.

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I trusted her, she was working from home, her roommates were both gone, she stocked up on groceries at the beginning of the quarantine, and a couple days in something came up that made her break quarantine and she told me and reset the clock on it.

Nah, no emotionally sensitive reasons. We’re still friends, I have no interest in getting back together, and my only regret is her decision making that lead to the Great Bathroom Flood of 2020, but now it’s just a funny story.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1303734571637379072

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Its not really journalism unless he also asks a Trump sycophant to provide an alternative fact, IMO. BOTHSIDES BOTHSIDES BOTHSIDES.

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also why does he talk to Woodward at all? Is he required to or something? or is he just dumb?

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I only wish he reported the info first without releasing the audio, let Trump scream FAKE NEWS I NEVER SAID THAT, then dropped the audio on him.

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Real journalism is still very much a thing and hardly uncommon. (Need to resist accidentally embracing elements of Trumpist ideology.)

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Inb4 “deep fake!”

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There’s a certain irony to it. A smarter Trump might try to hide things, resulting in distrust if caught. But a person doing crimes in the open, because they’re stupid or not, makes people doubt the people pointing out the crimes! Surely if it was wrong he would not do it in the open!

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If Democrats would suck it up and start playing chess instead of checkers, they’d use dark money to fund a third party that made abortion its sole issue and was called like the Christian Values Party or something like that. Skim a few percent off the GOP totals in every presidential election, and you probably never get Bush or Trump.

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He got mad when Woodward’s first book came out and complained that he wasn’t interviewed, so Woodward offered to interview him extensively for the next book and Trump snap called. lolololol

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Yeah this is my favorite part of all this.

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