The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Bahahahahah

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Wait, I thought the press was the enemy of the people?

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Ari Fleischer has not paused, even once, over the past 19+ years to examine a single one of his life choices. He is a true scumbag, through and through.

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And they tell me shit I post can’t be real.

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RIP Nobel Prize. Obama getting one was pretty bad, this is obviously much much worse.

Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Barack Obama, Malala Yousafzai…they all have something in common. They’ve all WON the Nobel Peace Prize. You only get to be nominated by some idiot, you impotent shit stain.

(Why am I responding to the bot? I am broken.)

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He is not getting one. Just nominated. The ability to nominate is not exactly exclusive. Any professor for example. They haven’t shortlisted even yet. He won’t make it past that obviously.

To be fair he was nominated by a deplorable POS and has probably no chance of actually winning.

ETA-Also my pony has no chance.

Fair enough. I never miss a chance to kick the Nobel people lol. They gave Friedman and Hayek prizes in economics, which means that undermining the credibility of the entire structure is worth it to decrease their credibility by proxy.

I mean, all you have to do to disqualify Trump from Nobel contention is cite his North Korea tweets, cite any random tweet, or cite his removal of troops from Northern Syria.