The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

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Because she loved porn, imagined she’d like doing it, but would have been disowned by her whole Jerry Falwell Ministry family if she was on camera. She was more than hot enough.

I’ve also been in a shot-ing war w/ Jenna Jameson, who’s drink of choice is, not surprisingly, her stage name. She was a sweetheart… although it seems now she is also a deplorable.

The most surreal conversation I’ve ever been a part of might be in my tiny beach shack, at 4am, drinking and smoking, while my roommate was passed out on the coach, with my porn star friend S… while she discussed her porn career with her parents.

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If ODB were still around he would fact check Trump on who has done more for the blacks than anyone.

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Your pony rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom Devil provides

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But his pony strenuously objects, albeit slowly.

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imagine if trump took one popular left-wing issue and ran with it as his own. high speed rail across the country. trump trains, they’d call them, and why not? he coulda done it. but he blew it

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If he ran on single payer, he’d be dictator for life.

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It hits me pretty hard that the voice of Crow T Robot from that show I used to watch as a kid is now one of the best pundits of our time. Like, damn, that Boomer puppet guy from Minnesota is very far ahead of the curve.

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More like ten months given we’ll have Qtards in Congress next year.

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And this is a rare legit both sides issue. Fucking Dianne Feinstein.

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The thing is, attending boring committee meetings is the definition of fun for 80 year olds politicians.

nah, that state just doesn’t get to participate fully i guess

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Suddenly the Republicans would find their “spines” and vote to remove him.

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I’m surprised he hasn’t claimed this. He’ll be institution M4A right around the time he protects preexisting conditions.