The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

Pro Football Reference lists Cyrus Jones’ nickname as Clamp Clampington which is as unearned a nickname as one can get.

5 fumbles with 19 touches in his rookie season. May never be topped.

I destroy all electronic devices before tossing them and I’m not a super famous rich guy that people would be targeting. It doesn’t even seem slightly weird to me that Brady would do it. I still have some old phones and computers stuffed into drawers and closets in my house, but think about what a security disaster that would be for Brady who almost certainly has tons of people coming and going. And even if he’s lying about that, there’s no fucking way I’m ever turning anything over to this league office. We’ve all seen the emails and know they are 100% angling at all times. It’s the easiest “sorry John, I don’t remember” scenario ever.

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Right. He has to destroy his stuff lest anyone find him conspiring to deflate balls.

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Considering he posts videos of himself mouth-kissing his son, I can’t imagine Brady has any legitimate every day security concerns.

Wow. Sounds pretty shady.

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lol @ linebacker winning fastest man

lol @ Pro Bowl still being a thing

Wink Martindale is the Giants new DC. Can’t remember the last name it looked like the Giants knew what they were doing.

You know it’s not the game show host right?

Damn you’re way older than me

LOL: “WHEREAS, the Bengals showed why it’s important to draft a kicker”

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1491120980080881665

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EXCUSE ME SIR.

If I remember right, you were at PSU a couple years before me thank you very much

Seeing reports online that Shailene Woolley is calling off the wedding to Aaron Rodgers. Seems that he may have legitimately lost it.

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Wasn’t it whispered that she was the one that turned him on to his natural immunization methodologies?

Negotiations to extend the contract to be his beard broke down.

Maybe Rodgers cheated on her with Pat McAfee.

Marshawn Lynch has a special Subway sandwich for The Big Game:

The Beef Mode features Choice Angus Roast Beef, melted pepper jack cheese and hickory smoked bacon served on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread and topped with lettuce, black olives, tomatoes, red onions, and jalapenos, and drizzled with yellow mustard and Baja Chipotle sauce.

Dennis Allen gets another shot, dude was awful on the raiders

how bad does bienemy interview sheesh

Look at his hair. He lost it awhile ago.

rumor was out there they had broken up a month ago, and he ended it, dunno what the truth is nor do I care cause lol aaron rodgers

She is almost certainly more nuts than he is.

Why? Fairly high bar he sets.