The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1532122446341480448

This is hilarious.

First ballot!

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And Kurt Warner, Steve Young, Tony Romoā€¦

Doesnā€™t seem like the smartest defense - especially that last sentence.

ā€œI donā€™t know how many men are out there now that have had a massage that perhaps occasionally there was a happy ending,ā€ Hardin said. ā€œMaybe thereā€™s nobody in your listening audience that that ever happened to. I do want to point out, if it has happened, itā€™s not a crime. OK? Unless you are paying somebody extra or so to give you some type of sexual activity, itā€™s not a crime. . . . Doing something or saying something or being a way that makes you uncomfortable is not a crime.ā€

WHO AMONG USā€¦?

Bob Kraft?

Seriously this latest one claims he finished himself and aimed it at her.

Dude was criminally underpaid. Iā€™d rather see him retire, but at least the Rams have to pay him his due now

Here comes Jack Del Rio to remind everybody that heā€™s still an enormous POS and is right at home coaching the Commanders

Think we need to just shut down this whole NFL thing until we have time to fully explore just how fucked up the entire organization is.

I mean you could do that with at least half the teams in every sport

snyder in washington hasnā€™t gotten nuked yet for gosh sakes

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You misunderstand me. Iā€™m saying just shut down the whole league. It was a joke, but if weā€™re all being honest about it, football is pretty much a plague on society at all levels.

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https://twitter.com/mikeklis/status/1534397629701963776

How much fun would it be if Watson could be forced to free all women from any NDA requirements?

https://twitter.com/LeBatardShow/status/1534618413179580416

https://twitter.com/Winston_Wolfe/status/1534621623675981825

https://twitter.com/MajinApe/status/1534624600579051520

Rams salary cap how

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1534678153737773059

Lol came here to post exact same thing. They paid Gurley a ton, and Ramsey. Shouldnā€™t they be paying the piper about now?

If you know what you are doing cap math is part nonsense

Hereā€™s their top cap hits. Stafford in particular is most eggregious. Heā€™s $13.5/$20 the next two years before jumping to $50 million a year. Donald jumps to $38 million next year. Iā€™m assuming that lots of the cheaper players have similar deferred hits. (note - Kooper not updated for new contract).

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edit: looking more and lots of big cap jumps next year - Floyd from $8 million to $22, Allen Robinson from $4.3 to $18; Noteboom from $3.5 to $15, Wagner from $2.5 to $12, etc. Obviously they will restructure most, but this seems most extreme Iā€™ve seen. I guess though as long as cap keeps rising, you can do this for quite a while like Saints.

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Kupp seems like a guy unlikely to hold up well over time. Rams are in win now and not care about the future mode which makes sense and obviously worked last year so why not run it back.

Sort of. You can definitely do a lot of can kicking via restructuring, but the day of reckoning will come.

Itā€™s overlooked because they are known as the team of ā€œfuck them picksā€ but the Rams have actually drafted incredibly well which has allowed them to spend on top tier free agents.