The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

I suddenly want the Dolphins to sign the following players for completely unrelated reasons:

Clarence Thomas
Neil Gorsuch
Brett Kavanaugh
Samuel Alito
Amy Coney Barrett

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I can’t believe I actually googled it, but the 5 player thing is the NBA contingency. NFL:

National Football League

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The National Football League (NFL)'s contingency plan provides for both a “near-disaster” and a “disaster”.[1][3] A “near-disaster” is defined as fewer than 15 players on a team being disabled, and a “disaster” is 15 or more.[3][4]

No special draft would be held for a “near-disaster”; the team would instead get preferential rights on any waivers until the end of the season.[5][4] If a quarterback is among the fewer than 15 lost, the team would be able to draft up to two[1] quarterbacks from all NFL teams with three available. Each team would be able to protect two, and the drafted quarterbacks would return to their original teams in the following season.[5]

For a “disaster”, the commissioner would determine whether to cancel the team’s schedule for the season.[5] If the team’s season is canceled, the team would have the first pick in the next regular draft;[3][5][4] a special draft would also be held in which each team would be able to protect 32 players. If not canceled, the “near-disaster” procedures would be used.[1][3][4]

So they get the best third string qb.

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I’m in the mood to leave Sam and Clarence around so they can live the rest of their miserable existences on the losing side.

Fancy play syndrome but we’ll allow it.

Having pick #1 in the draft usually solves their QB problem although the last two times we had expansion teams get the first overall pick they got Tim Couch and David Carr so YMMV.

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I recently learned Carr was last number 1 to win the first game of their rookie year until,Caleb lit it up for 90 yards this year.

https://x.com/browns/status/1834940231365398823?s=46

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Is that a Happy Birthday Ransom Note?

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Who thinks this is a good idea considering new allegations and the team will likely to try use them to get out of paying out the contract.

Fuck. I share my birthday with Deshaun?

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Happy Birthday to Fred

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creep

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goddamn it. Somebody posted an NFL river link spelled out, and I meant to bookmark it but now I cant find it. any ideas?

I’m not sure what a river link is.

trying to decide what to do with these i got at the billy joel concert friday…

are you looking for a STREAM flowing EAST?

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Lmao as I. Am watching it right now.

I am dumb

Nflbite dot com

It’s an aggregator of streams

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It’s funny, I had trouble pulling up a stream from the easterly flowing waterway, but clicking on it from the bite site worked fine. Except for the usual excess tabs opening before I can click play or maximize the window.