The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

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This one has really grown on me over the years. I remember I saw it when I it first aired and thinking it was OK at best. Now it cracks me up every time.

holy shit i be dum ty should delete out of shame but wont for the lulz

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I’ve probably mentioned this before, but we had almost this exact situation play out on the first day of study hall in 9th grade.

The dumbass coach who couldn’t teach a real class started reading off names. No one was replying. He thought he was being punked, and got progressively madder with each name, until he was threatening to have us all suspended. Finally he realized he was looking at the names for the wrong hour, and everyone laughed their ass off at him.

Lol at the idea of 50-something 9th graders being organized enough to pull a prank like that on the first day of the year.

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I did it for this.

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I know a guy whose name is A’Aron.

Brady’s 2006 was absurd. I’ve mentioned before how all of his WRs that year were basically out of football after the season, other than Jabar Gaffney who they signed as a street free agent in the middle of the season.

Opening Day WR Roster
Reche Caldwell - 15 more catches in his career after 2006
Troy Brown - 35 years old, 0 catches
Doug Gabriel - 0 catches
Chad Jackson - 1 catch
Bam Childress - 0 catches

Corey Dillon was out of football the next year, and Laurence Maroney always sucked. The terrible Charlie Weis calling plays. Good TE group.

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When the chiefs were 8-3 or whatever they were 3 drops from being 11-0

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The Chiefs would be undefeated if they had Rashee Rice, Byron Pringle, Demarcus Robinson and Chris Conley.

We literally just need basic, competent WR play. Instead we get guys who like to volleyball set to the defense.

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Who are they going to re-sign? Chris Jones AAV swaps with a bona fide #1 WR, although the FA market is limited on those: Mike Evans, Tee Higgins, maybe Pittman and Ridley? Sneed closer in value to a solid #2/#3 WR. If they try to re-sign all of the defense studs and roll with another busto WR corp then they deserve all of the losing that comes their way.

Guess don’t pay your QB $20000000000

https://twitter.com/DonAtkinsonNFL/status/1743319018113728957

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There’s zero chance they’re rolling with most of those turds next year. I’m guessing one pretty big free agent, some minor free agents, and using the first round draft pick on a deep WR class.

Yeah but you can’t sign everybody. Which one of those defenders walks?

Jones for sure. Maybe also Danna and Gay. Really hoping we keep Sneed.

https://twitter.com/DirectorNasty/status/1743359135737889044

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https://twitter.com/clayharbs82/status/1743725663675142377?t=vAAF_8VdWT0uPjWfa0iq0Q&s=19

KC’s receiving woes fixed.

https://twitter.com/ImBillRay/status/1744194423460655501

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1744222940403511355

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