The National Football League

https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1310940910872559621

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1311311624305860609

Lol in that 4 truths and one lie game I have used ā€œI was a long-snapper for the Tennessee Titansā€ multiple times. Maybe I should go try out.

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I love how unfocused they are.

It also makes me laugh that theyā€™re just talking shit on the sidelines thatā€™s completely unrelated to the game.

And hereā€™s the 1st real hit of the fantasy football season, now I have to replace my Steelers players with some scrubs

And so it begins.

How do they reschedule this for any week other than Week 18 if they donā€™t already have the same bye week? And how does that not fuck up Wild Card weekend?

And how many more of these will it take to completely fuck up the season and run it into next April?

They could adjust the schedule to make this their bye week but it would involve a lot of teams. Not sure how feasible that is.

Thatā€™s what I mean. If they have different bye weeks, and I havenā€™t looked but presume that they do, then thereā€™s no choice but to move it to the end of the season unless Iā€™m missing somethingā€¦unless they want to squeeze three games into one week somehow.

Steelers bye moved from Week 8 to Week 4.
Titans bye moved from Week 7 to Week 4.
Steelers/Ravens moved from Week 7 to Week 8.
Titans/Steelers moved from Week 4 to Week 7.
Ravens bye moved from Week 8 to Week 7.

I think this works, and it the least intrusive to other teams.

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They do have different bye weeks, but since their divisions are playing each other the number of common opponents might allow for some shifting of games to fit it into the schedule.

But really they should just add a one or two week cushion before the playoffs. At least. I doubt this is the last time that it happens, and if it happens more than once for the same team it will be a disaster.

They should have just put in 3 or 4 bye weeks where the entire league doesnā€™t play this year.

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Sick man, good work.

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Yeah if it ONLY happens this one time we may be okay. If it happens again especially like you said to either of these two teams weā€™re in big trouble.

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Absolutely. This shit was the most predictable thing ever knowing theyā€™re not in a bubble. And itā€™s a lock to happen again. Have the Vikings all even been cleared?

So far no Vikings have tested positive

Stuff like this will work for the first instance or two that itā€™s needed, but it wonā€™t take many instances before these measures become impossible. (Which Iā€™m sure you know)

Did the NFL come up with some kind of plan for when this happens or they just said fuck it lets play?

Thatā€™s not what he said

The audio is in a reply to the tweet

He was praising dak, not dissing him

Double headers, each game is three periods.

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So far there havenā€™t been enough days to test positive.

False negatives go from 100% 1 day after exposure (Monday) to 67% 4 days after (today).

ā€œThe test performed best eight days after infection (on average, three days after symptom onset), but even then had a false negative rate of 20%, meaning one in five people who had the virus had a negative test result.ā€

So 80% accuracy 1 day after they play the next weekā€™s game. Nice, thatā€™s nice.

Turns out this is in fact the most immediate plan for the NFL, if nothing complicates it in the meantime.

https://twitter.com/playoffdre/status/1311337380918501381?s=21

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