The National Football League

I have Saquon on one team, drafted him second overall. I have Mac on my other team, drafted him first overall. How the fuck did you get both of them? Even in a two-team league with snake draft this seems impossible.

Auction draft

Decided to grab the top 2 players and see what happens later.

Worked outā€¦until now

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doh

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FYI that is a set up for the perfect Statue of Liberty play.

Sis boom rah

Just asking questions, but maaaaaaybe you shouldnā€™t play with fucking CRACKED RIBS in the first place? Seems like he was heading for a punctured lung either wayā€¦

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Lynn must really really believe young QBs need to sit for a year, or half a year or w/e. Which has some merit imo. But I dunno.

Maybe he feels bad about what happened to Tyrod in Buffalo. Poor guy canā€™t catch a break.

yeah, most of the time they get drafted to shitty teams and end up being forced to throw 61 short passes while getting drilled over and over because the shitty oline canā€™t hold off the pass rush for more than 2 seconds and no of course Iā€™m not talking about the Bengals why would you ever think that hahahah oh god Joe Burrow is gonna be dead by game 5.

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Iā€™m so glad we have a die hard Bengals fan on here to live out Burrowā€™s career though. Now we just need a die-hard Chargers fan. Unfortunately all 5 of them seem to be unavailable. BA-ZING!

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lol, i could try to recruit the guy who used to run our FF leagueā€¦He would pick Philip rivers in the first round every year, and have at least 5 chargers on his team at all times. Pretty sure heā€™s still a fan.

He never made the playoffs that i recall

Tyrod Taylor has had such shitty luck.

He deserves to get on some dominant team and win a Superbowl.

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Miller was a God to my prep school dbag conservative social circles in the late 80s. White Album was constantly being consumed.

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My first thought was how? Then I realized it had to be for a pain injection.

Then all I could think of was a North Dallas 40 exposed the reality of pro football almost 50 years ago and that same reality it exists today, just with slightly better science.

Some may argue we are already there or have been for a while but we are really at the edge of the NFL being a crimes against humanity league. We will accept experimentation and torture with the right compensation,

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1308800490604572672

The same doctors who punctured his lung? Pfft. Just put some murcurochrome on it and run him on out there heā€™ll be fine.

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They must have got this doctor from the Washington Football Racists.

Wait, wat?

RG3 - they had him play on a knee injury and ruined his career.

Maybe Iā€™m misremembering but wasnā€™t their actual negligence involved with RGIII?

A doctor making an error for an everyday occurence is somehow analogous to racism?

What? I didnā€™t say anything about the doctor being a racist.

I sense a malpractice suit incoming

rg3

rg3hurt