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Trolly · September 17, 2019, 2:33am

I have no idea lol

Rivaldo · September 17, 2019, 2:38am

I wish I didn’t know who was on my team lmao, but I’m haunted by the knowledge

anon92450360 · September 17, 2019, 2:45am

Dolphins get Tua with their pick and Jeudy with the Stealer’s maybe?

anon92450360 · September 17, 2019, 2:47am

Don’t see many wins on the stealers schedule tbh

King_of_NY · September 17, 2019, 2:49am

I’m sure all the hate will disappear now that Ben is gone too

wheatrich · September 17, 2019, 2:52am

minkah fitzpatrick gonna get destroyed by lamar jackson three times this season

wheatrich · September 17, 2019, 3:01am

georgia’s left tackle is also a possibility

wheatrich · September 17, 2019, 3:37am

Jets have scored 11 offensive points in 2 games.

The Dolphins are at 10. They aren’t trying. Leveon Bell actually is.

At this point the Jets should call up the Steelers and hope they can get a pick for Trumaine Johnson and hope they don’t notice they benched him.

Trolly · September 17, 2019, 4:20am

How the fuck do you get smoked by the Browns. Like WTF did I just watch.

Rivaldo · September 17, 2019, 7:30am

lol it’s complicated.

anon92450360 · September 17, 2019, 12:29pm

The Jest head football coach is a gentleman by the name of Adam Gase. It is his first year with the Jest. Adam was previously the coach of the Miami Dolphins but he was fired after the 2018 season.

Yes, the Jest coach was literally considered not good enough to coach the Miami Dolphins so he is now coaching the New York Jest.

With predictable results

LikeClockwork · September 17, 2019, 2:14pm

Bears are at 19 and they’re trying pretty hard lol

anon92450360 · September 17, 2019, 2:26pm

eeAWW · September 17, 2019, 3:04pm

Technically true. They lost by 49 and then 43. Maybe next week 35!

If you think about it, it’s pretty impressive to lose to the Pats by only 43 points. They’re doing something right! A college team would have lost 105-0.

boredsocial · September 17, 2019, 3:37pm

Sadly I’m not entirely sure that the fins would 100% win against any of the top 5 College teams. Not because the talent level on the player side is lower, but because at this point I think they’d get out schemed really badly, and the top 5 college teams have a lot of soon to be NFL caliber talent.

EDIT: It’s for sure more likely than them beating the Pats outright. Both things are ludicrously unlikely but one is like 2.5% likely and the other is 0.00000001% likely lol.

Trolly · September 17, 2019, 4:10pm

Godspeed to Eli, a True Elite QB.

anon24898493 · September 17, 2019, 4:56pm

This is the Trolliest of Trolly comments you can make.

eeAWW · September 17, 2019, 5:11pm

They were +18 at home vs the pats. In all seriousness, Miami would be at least -28 vs any college team.

That’s why I can’t get into college football, it’s literally a league where every team is way worse than the Miami Dolphins (some wayyyy worse). Same with college basketball, though I watch March Madness when I can.

LikeClockwork · September 17, 2019, 5:32pm

It would have to be more than that, even against Clemson or Alabama.

anon92450360 · September 17, 2019, 6:26pm

Nah, they did this a few years back when Cleveland won 0 or 1 game and Cleveland was like a four TD fave over Bama