Jesus was a sap. What was in it for him?Only losers and suckers die for other people’s sins.
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People say he made a lot of fish and a lot of bread also by the way. Not just the fish but also the bread. But he just gave it away. Folks, how dumb is this Jesus guy to give away bread and fish? Bad business. I have done so many more deals than Jesus, people love my bread and they always pay a high price. Because I’m smart.
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Can’t even handle the pressure from Piers Morgan lolololololol.
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PM was actually a fairly serious journo in the UK (albeit leaning tabloid trash) before he got on board the culture troll money train.
Just die already
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Every single Logan Roy fuck off gif
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Days like this make this agnostic root for hell being real.
Trump v. Newscorp?
No worries, just openly admitting to a mafia protection racket.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1517274646906814467
I WANT SOMEONE THAT WILL RUN THE COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS!
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Spend more on this thing or I won’t honor the warrantee doesn’t seem like a great sales pitch.
Well Mr. I Can’t Make A Casino Profitable isn’t exactly America’s greatest business thinker.
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Pence: I’m not getting in that car.
Speaking about the threats to Pence on Jan. 6 and the chants by rioters to hang him, Raskin said the vice president’s Secret Service agents — including one who was carrying the nuclear football — ran down to an undisclosed place in the Capitol. Those agents, who Raskin said he suspects were reporting to Trump’s Secret Service agents, were trying to whisk Pence away from the Capitol.
Pence then “uttered what I think are the six most chilling words of this entire thing I’ve seen so far: ‘I’m not getting in that car,’” Raskin said.
“He knew exactly what this inside coup they had planned for was going to do,” Raskin said.
His revitalization with “The Apprentice” still drives me crazy. He was a well-known joke, doing embarrassing Dominos commercials, a caricature of the failed playboy, and then TV does its thing and shoots another $400+M into his pocket and (probably worse) convinces most of the sub-Carlin line population that he’s a shrewd, decisive, successful CEO because he can point and say “you’re fired” in between railing Canadian Sudafed and diaper changes.
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