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SDNY INDICTS
WE GOT HIM
Summary
What HIM did you think I meant?
What did the book writer know and when did they know it? Jfc.
Trump’s term was so relentlessly crooked it seemed nearly impossible to keep track of all the illegal shit. I don’t even want to try to remember all the lol “plans” like this that simply never happened:
„Jabba the Hut of privilege“ is one of the best phrases to describe Trump I have ever read.
A Frankenstein’s monster assembled of human flaws is also pretty good.
My favorite is Shakespeare of shit.
Hi faults are fractal lol.
Spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen The Dead Zone (1976), please watch before revealing.
Whenever I think about the movie The Dead Zone I picture Trump cowering and holding a baby up for cover while Christopher Walken fires on him instead of Martin Sheen. It’s just totally in his wheelhouse and literally nobody would be shocked if it happened irl.
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The only shameful thing about that scenario is that it would not at all end the way the book did. Somehow, it would cause the numbers to go up, not tank things completely.
https://twitter.com/ryanobles/status/1514921778287624198?s=20&t=TacjGveEANhzdCVE7Y_Lkw
https://twitter.com/JamesSurowiecki/status/1514980017247301639?s=20&t=TacjGveEANhzdCVE7Y_Lkw
Friend,
Sad.
lol
You should text back and offer a donation if they’ll put a MAGA cap on a fish.
Wow. Who knew Trump only went to church as President for show?