The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

Omg that’s fucking perfect

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy Trump asked my advice, I said I don’t think I’m qualified,
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!
KID ROCK!!!

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Just being able to recognize he was unqualified puts him in the top 1% of right wing CHUDs.

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https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1506275940355260433

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Maybe Kid Rock is the Reasonable Centrist the Dems need to appeal to Moderate Republicans.

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kid rock is just hanging out at home watching tv and there’s a knock at the door. it’s a police officer and two flamboyantly gay guys he’s never met.

policeman: sir, this is an emergency, i’m sorry to bother you at this hour but these two guys need to get married right now and you’re the nearest legally ordained minister.

kid rock: jeez, idk. right now? i’m not sure, i–

policeman: sir, you’re legally ordained by law. marry these two men or i’ll arrest you and take you to jail

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I’m sure he was just going sightseeing

https://twitter.com/ap/status/1506642670734786566?s=21

Nothing suss there.

https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/1506675397307650048?t=HjX0IyLNXKIlTOpitw4u5g&s=19

Lol law

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That’s a funny way to spell “dozens”.

“Several.” That’s a lot, huh?

I also believe Mr. Trump is guilty of numerous felonies. I also believe I’ve done close to as much about that as all the prosecutors. Just without their pay grade.

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Ah well, nevertheless

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1506776368104808455?s=21

More pressure on Merrick Garland’s unbelievably hidden, secret investigation of Trump to come through

I’m sure Susan Collins will be along shortly to let us know that he’s learned his lesson.

Fresh doings

https://twitter.com/JanNWolfe/status/1507051931604336647?t=9FaL7A6o5kkWleNCqVykoQ&s=19

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tl;dr but from skimming Trump is complaining he’s had to spend $24 million on lawyers defending himself so far, lol.

Solution is to just get cheaper lawyers.

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1507057968826634263?t=YzCnTO3XUDT6kZJgEatIww&s=19

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