that gorilla thing is A+ takes a full minute before your brain kicks in with oh that’s not real
as if his aides would be capable of setting up a makeshift gorilla channel that fast
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Yeah, everything to do with Trump and his behavior in that story is 100% believable. It’s the team of people editing gorilla videos and broadcasting them that’s farfetched.
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I would watch the fuck out of the pure action gorilla channel tbh
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Especially if it was all fighting.
I mean Joe Rogan going off about chimps and gorillas is what I loved about his podcast years back.
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Did we ever figure out how many bodybuilders it would take to defeat a silverback gorilla?
It depends on if the bodybuilders are working out every other day and getting their 4 workouts per week in.
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Looks like fun tbh
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Fucking NYT. Indistinguishable from a PitchBot headline
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Real or Pitchbot is going to replace Real or Onion.
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Like David Weigel said, that Trump was able to spin what used to be a completely normal thing, that President’s release their tax returns, as some super invasion of privacy was bewildering. What are Republicans going to do, release Biden’s tax returns? Too late the White House already put them on their website.
They’re going to release Hunter’s tax returns. The Supreme Court will somehow find time to say that’s OK by April.
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https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1605387055634210817
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1605387745714753537
And like RM posted, there was only a mandatory audit on the 2016 returns
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1605389917676240896
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You’d need at least two very serious human bodybuilders just hanging on EACH limb to have a chance against a big silverback.
So absolute MINIMUM of eight.
Humans really are very, very weak against wild animals - regardless how strong you think your best human is.
It should be OK
You’re never going to believe this, Trump evaded taxes!
Which, uh, his company (but somehow not him personally) just got convicted of.
Bombshell! Fuck off
I like trained human chances vs a lion a lot more than a gorilla
I agree.
I’d still rather stay home and watch Netflix w beer than do that either…which is why we humans suck at these contests.