that gorilla thing is A+ takes a full minute before your brain kicks in with oh that’s not real
as if his aides would be capable of setting up a makeshift gorilla channel that fast
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LFS
December 20, 2022, 6:00pm
10104
Yeah, everything to do with Trump and his behavior in that story is 100% believable. It’s the team of people editing gorilla videos and broadcasting them that’s farfetched.
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Lostrich
December 20, 2022, 7:32pm
10105
I would watch the fuck out of the pure action gorilla channel tbh
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Especially if it was all fighting.
I mean Joe Rogan going off about chimps and gorillas is what I loved about his podcast years back.
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WAR
December 20, 2022, 9:50pm
10107
Did we ever figure out how many bodybuilders it would take to defeat a silverback gorilla?
mosdef
December 20, 2022, 10:02pm
10108
It depends on if the bodybuilders are working out every other day and getting their 4 workouts per week in.
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Fucking NYT. Indistinguishable from a PitchBot headline
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Real or Pitchbot is going to replace Real or Onion.
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Like David Weigel said, that Trump was able to spin what used to be a completely normal thing, that President’s release their tax returns, as some super invasion of privacy was bewildering. What are Republicans going to do, release Biden’s tax returns? Too late the White House already put them on their website.
d10
December 21, 2022, 2:33am
10114
They’re going to release Hunter’s tax returns. The Supreme Court will somehow find time to say that’s OK by April.
Riverman
December 21, 2022, 2:37am
10115
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otatop
December 21, 2022, 2:51am
10117
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You’d need at least two very serious human bodybuilders just hanging on EACH limb to have a chance against a big silverback.
So absolute MINIMUM of eight.
Humans really are very, very weak against wild animals - regardless how strong you think your best human is.
Riverman
December 21, 2022, 2:55am
10120
You’re never going to believe this, Trump evaded taxes!
Which, uh, his company (but somehow not him personally) just got convicted of.
Bombshell! Fuck off
bigt2k4
December 21, 2022, 2:56am
10121
I like trained human chances vs a lion a lot more than a gorilla