The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

[beetlejuice]

https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1591680728466862080?t=77kl6bLTJDYO_kjp-wrNDw&s=19

[suzzer99]

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1591592883832098817

Is Donnie shrinking?

[CanadaMatt3004]

This will be the plot of The Rehearsal S2

[m_hood115]

Barron slowly turning in to cousin Greg.

[superuberbob]

Doesn’t have 2 inch lifts in his shoes I guess

[anon38180840]

The only ones who actually look happy are Donald and Eric. Don Jr has a deer in the headlights “holy shit that election went poorly, what a terrible time to have to feign sobriety for a family event,” kind of look. Ivanka looks like she just realized she sold her soul to the devil to NOT inherit a political dynasty. Barron has that, “yeah old man whatever can I go back to my video games now?” look.

And Tiffany looks like she’s in a hostage photo like, “If I get married at Mar-a-Lago and smile real big will you cut me back into my inheritance?”

To which Ivanka is thinking, “Oh you sweet summer child, we’re basically broke.”

[hey_you]

Hmm…bridesmaids wore blue.

[Marksman]

Like any bad old man, his anger fuels him and keeps him from dying.

[Marksman]

Baron 8 feet tall or Donald not 6’3” any more.

[DrChesspain]

Regardless of her half-hearted assistance during the campaign, Tiffany has to know that her dad and older siblings are pieces of shit.

[Melkerson]

@m_hood115

Barron slowly turning in to cousin Greg.

@BestOf

[dlk9s]

@suzzer99

Is Donnie shrinking?

That happens to everyone as we age.

[VoteForSocialists]

@anon38180840

And Tiffany looks like she’s in a hostage photo like, “If I get married at Mar-a-Lago and smile real big will you cut me back into my inheritance?”

tiffany is marrying an actual billionaire though. she might be hoping for a cut of maralago or bedminster. more likely she’ll inherit some smaller property

[Cactus]

@dlk9s

2. Trump’s desire to not lose another election?

Trump can’t lose another election, since any election he doesn’t win is rigged

[Chippa58]

@Chippa58

Young Kin? That was a pretty big reach just to try to make some anti-Asian joke. When all else fails though, he immediately retreats to the racism. Going back to the fundamentals. Surprised he didn’t toss in a couple “Coco Chow” references.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-snaps-at-mitch-mcconnell-and-launches-another-racist-attack-at-his-wife/ar-AA143NXT?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a59d2b3cee3c47a3b135bb66bb6257e0

I knew we’d get a “Coco Chow” encore. He can’t help himself.

[realDonaldTrump]

It’s Mitch McConnell’s fault. Spending money to defeat great Republican candidates instead of backing Blake Masters and others was a big mistake. Giving 4 Trillion Dollars to the Radical Left for the Green New Deal, not Infrastructure, was an even bigger mistake. He blew the Midterms, and everyone despises him and his otherwise lovely wife, Coco Chow!

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[CaffeineNeeded]

lol Jesus Christ, I want more

[realDonaldTrump]

Agree with this 100%! Mitch McConnell is a disaster for the Republican Party and the Country. He should have improved Infrastructure to fix it, not the Green New Deal, wrapped up like Infrastructure. He gave the Democrats 4 Trillion Dollars to throw out the window, and backed bad candidates like Lisa Murkowski. https://thefederalist.com/2022/11/11/after-epic-failure-growing-chorus-of-senators-signals-its-time-for-mcconnell-to-go/

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[von_Internet]

@realDonaldTrump

everyone despises him and his otherwise lovely wife, Coco Chow!

[Melkerson]

Where did Coco come from? It’s it one of his made up nicknames or is the origin something else.