Especially when they send the Edward Scissorhands missile to finish him off.
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lmao helicopter footage of trump golf carting away from fbi agents as they follow in multiple fbi golf carts. some running, but trumpās cart is JUST fast enough that none of them can grab a hold of him. and heās just going in circles around his course, soaking it all in one last time
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Iām starting to think Garland had his press conference too soon and we should have given them more time to say and do stupid shit before the reveal.
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He kept the love letters from Kim as a trophy, and they had stuff about NKās ānukesā. Nobody cares, doesnāt matter, just breathlessly fapping about a guy too dumb to not do crimes thatāll never face a single consequence.
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This kinda reminds me, isnāt Trump a lot like a psychopathic version (ala Natural Born Killers) of Rodney Dangerfieldās character in Caddy Shack? In some sense, particularly since the 80s, hasnāt America always defined itself as against-the-swells?
The first third party, I believe, was the anti-masonic party, and Trump is that guy who could be a mason if he wanted to, because heās awesome (if you doubt, heāll assure you), but instead heās out there fighting for you against those fancy pants lawyers, with their laws and slick talking, doctors, with their science and fingers up your butt, and professors, with their know-it-all anti-American critical race theory.
Basically, I find your theory of a golf cart chase highly plausible.
This is such a weird fucking story. I hope at some point we get to know what is going on because none of this makes a whole lot of sense right now. I guess the trophies theory is the leading candidate.
Ok, the photo of the Trump warrant judge is like 3x more awesome than the cropped version I had seen. Heās getting a foot massage from a hot lady on a fucking plane.
(I guess this is an edited meme shown of Fox, by why show him as so awesome?)
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Even trump knows not to keep notes of a criminal fucking conspiracy. His whole deal has always been doing the crimes in the open. I lean towards a relative nothingburger.
One of the few legit ways heād get Epsteined.
I stop watching the Trump Show for a few hours and there are nuclear secrets getting leaked now? Jesus, this season is exhausting.
I think if Trump was keeping nuclear information at Mar-a-lago, the Feds know why he had it and what he planned to do with it. I think theyāre getting good information from some trusted Trump source. I donāt think Garland would have authorized the search if they were just looking for some insignificant material. Whether weāll find out those details is a different question.
Jon Bois is a national treasure.
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He doesnāt trust anyone any more than he has to. Someone with info that could destroy him would have to be very, very close or just as compromised.
Million dollar idea: an action-comedy show called āWe Got Himā that dramatises all the lawbro āomg this is big newsā stuff into a 24-like format. All the heart-pounding music, ticking clock, GODDAMMIT THEREāS NO TIME CHLOE etc, but the show revolves around incomprehensible and labyrinthine legal proceedings instead of terrorist threats, and nothing actually ever happens. The season just ends with everyone forgetting about everything and teasing the next reason that We Got Him.
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Secret Service agent makes a lot of sense in that regard. Theyāre far-right wingnuts, but actually selling out nuclear secrets might have been too much for the guys on Trumpās detail.