The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

Don’t forget incompetent event planners/pr. “Four Seasons? Yes sir, right on it!”

This is the same dude who showed up with a nail gun, right? Guess the gun store was closed today.

The nail gun was apparently to break bullet proof glass, which a youtube said would work. It didn’t work.

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https://twitter.com/ichotiner/status/1557866687554236416?s=21&t=6m2vqaDzG3qiEqT60Gd9pg

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Chotiner is a national treasure.

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He couldn’t have stolen Intel about Russia. Why on earth would he do that?

I mean if that’s true and they don’t Lock Him Up then just fuck this fucking country.

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Lololol what the hell

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1557880801240518657?s=21&t=6m2vqaDzG3qiEqT60Gd9pg

lol he stole the launch codes

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He probably stole the letter from kim jong un

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Yo that’s like treason or some shit. LOCK HIM UP!!!

He barely knew those documents.

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Probably shouldnt have that bar logo on there either

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don’t those change? He probably stole locations of where they all are.

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Lol you guys are suck sheeple. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY NO PAPERS BECAUSE MAR-A-LAGO DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!

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Buttery Mails!

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I think we wouldn’t want even expired launch codes in the wrong (tiny) hands.

Did this article change? When I click on the link the article says nothing about nuclear weapons.