The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Probably the way to beat him is by planting Q stories about him being a pedophile or whatever and trying to get him primaried that way.

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i can’t wait for the deep fakes of this one

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it’s +30 R

I wouldn’t bother either

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I completely agree that the die-hard MAGA types just want to see an acquittal because they like Trump. At least some GOP senators need votes from more than just the die-hards to win though. And some of those people might find it a negative if their senators voted to excuse Trump’s involvement in the 1/6 insurrection.

I guess if you don’t believe that there are such voters, then it’s definitely best to do a quickie impeachment to satisfy the liberal base and just move on. If Trump is never getting convicted and no one cares about who votes how, then it’s just a silly waste of time and it’s best to move on as fast as possible to something substantive.

Primary him as a super deplorable and then mask off full progressive.

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I’ve wanted to do this forever. This should be UPs legacy. Start with Rep. beetlejuice in some deplorable enclave of MI. If anyone can pull it off, beetle can.

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The only problem with this strategy is that you only get 2 years before you’re found out.

THEN WE MUST TAKE THE SENATE!

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And he’ll be running for the Whitehouse by that point.

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Obviously, easier said than done.

Joking aside, I’ve given this strategy some thought, and I think the best way to do have done this was as judge. When Trump was basically giving away judgeships to children, if you put on a convincing act for just a couple of years, you were drawing to a lifetime of mask off, liberal jurisprudence.

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Like facts mean anything to these people. Call it all fake news. ez game.

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Sad!

This might actually work. As long as you are willing to spew copious amounts of racism, you could probably get away with voting to actually give things to poors and non-whites. If you’re called, just say the other Rs are just RINOs and don’t understand that the bill really does [insert bullshit here]. Sprinkle some cries of “Fake News” and you just might pull it off.

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This was posted by a local Q nut woman. She is constantly harassing the local health department. She was ridiculous about opening schools back up even though she homeschools her kids. She showed up at a local prosecutor’s house with a binder of full of documents to show how the local health department was trampling her constitutional rights. He almost had to call the cops to get her to leave. She has videos on social media of her kids <10 years old, reciting qanon pledges.

Suck it libtards, Trump’s still president in fantasy land.

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WHY IS BIDEN ON TELEVISION TALKING AT THE PRESIDENTS PODIUM AND SITTING AT THE OVAL OFFICE DESK

DEEP FAKES

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All you can do is reply with

Danny glover laughing gif

Every time.

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Ummm…pedophile story already planted:

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Trump was right. They needed 10,000. And they got them. It was just a week too late.
https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1352747925236047873

Impeachment trial is being pushed to February