The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

February is like a week from now.

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I’ll cosponsor a $15 min wage bill, but then I try to attach an amendment saying only white people should get the 15, and people are outraged and I get on TV to explain myself and I use that TV time to say even more outrageous shit which gets me individual donations from around the country and more TV time on other networks that I use to keep doing the same thing until I’m president

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That’s some porridge brain right there. Just lol.

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I love this shit. “They played the wrong song, CHESSMATE”

Why do these morons go for these talisman theories all the time? It’s like the gold-fringed flag thing.

Lol Mitch, he seems confused

In his own floor re­marks, Mr. Mc­Connell said the ar­rival of the ar­ti­cle would force the Sen­ate to start a trial im­me­di­ately, de­lay­ing con­fir­ma­tion for Pres­i­dent Biden’s nom­i­nees and stalling his ad­min­is­tra­tion’s other pri­or­i­ties. He said the quick House im­peach­ment de­manded a fuller Sen­ate ex­am­i­na­tion of Mr. Trump’s case be­fore a vote.

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I got this.

He was already in dc.

“Typical song”? Do you mean YMCA?

Yeah he got a couple of them. Maybe 63 gun salute.

Everyone knows Spain exists in a time fold. Come on.

Pencefly landed on Biden’s hand and he swatted it away. The Bible was full of Bible words and packed full of hypocrisy so checks out as legit. Do you hate Catholics lady?

Ladies first is in the constitution dummy.

Dr. Biden asked to see their “tushes”. Listen to the tape.

Blocking access from what? Most likely Trump appointees simply never learning how to work the telecom system. (That means telphone)

Thanks lady. Please purse me some jelly next time you go out for breakfast.

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I suggest a stop in a dinner to eat some chicken
And waffles and declaring black people love you.

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That’s awesome. I give the dems credit (easily revoked).

Now when they drag their feet on confirmation for two weeks into the trial they sure will look silly when they say the same thing again.

It’s the right moves for the dems but McConnell never cares.

A Dem running in NW Florida is like Brewster’s Millions levels of lighting money on fire imo

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MAGA got tired of lighting money on fire in the betting markets so they moved on to ruining their lives. True masochists.

https://twitter.com/WilliamJoy/status/1352763850328842241

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They’re so damn stupid it’s easy to dismiss them, but Trump is equally stupid and he wrecked the whole damn country.

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What are the odds someone who stormed the capitol gets elected to the House in the next 4 years? 90%? 99%?

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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1352748460496314374

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What the fuck?

https://twitter.com/lollardfish/status/1352771134291374082?s=21

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What is an “unspecified” facebook sender? You can just send anonymous messages? (I’ve never had a facebook account but that would seem unusual.)

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Jesus. I hope to hell this is easy for them to trace to someone.

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crazy

You can send messages to people who are not on your friends list but I believe you have to pay a dollar and they can ignore the message without ever having seen the contents.

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