The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/elijahwood/status/1351592942079643649?s=20

Even Frodo is windmill dunking on him

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Retired at 47 - all day for Qanon-research.

I’d bet all of these guys went on a few dates and got insta-rejected when the woman found out they were Trumpers. So now they whine about it in their profile.

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But that’s different because they all assimilated into America and now academics and Democrats don’t want anyone to assimilate ever. Or some argle bargle.

Or PC speech.

Seem to remember conservative Christians supporting obscenity and indecency laws to the point they put people like George Carlin in jail. They still support PC speech laws enforced by the government. As long as they are the cops.

How many hearings have they had over the years for swearing in rap music or violence in video games?

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Being affiliated with the NBA team has pluses and minuses. I’m sure you get some advantages from negotiating joint sponsorship deals, sharing administrative staff, etc.

Otoh, management might treat you like an afterthought just because the NBA squad is going to have so much more impact on the bottom line, as well as on the perception of the ownership group. Even when James Dolan owned the Liberty, he moved them out of MSG because they couldn’t sell out the building and so he wanted to make it available for other events. (He also made Isaiah Thomas President of the team…) Meanwhile one of the profitable teams is Connecticut, which despite being independently owned has the advantage of playing in an arena that is appropriately sized for local demand, and being in a market that is familiar with women’s basketball and a lot of the WNBA players thanks to UConn.

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https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1351779056082186241

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Live shot of Dale at his breaking point:

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I’m kind of split on women’s/minor league teams playing in big arenas. Obviously each situation is different.

The difference in training facilities for an NBA team or whatever vs a minor league team is huge.

But an NBA/EPL team marketing the team together just has to be huge. Arsenal added the women’s team into all their marketing for merchandise, their goals of the month etc. You have to promote these brands.

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Who would say multiculturalism is anti-American? A really stupid unwavering evil racist who pines for the good old days of the 50’s (take your pick between the 1950’s and the 1850’s). We need a new phrase since “dog whistle” doesn’t do it justice any more if it ever did.

Hopefully those old whiney racists will find some rock to crawl under until the day they die (the sooner the better).

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https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1351773918055567365

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Fill the swamp!

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Id like to have him explain to me what the single culture of America is or was. Starting with our right to bear Chinese/Arab invented gun powered weapons.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-pardons/2021/01/20/7653bd12-59a2-11eb-8bcf-3877871c819d_story.html

Among those who were pardoned or who had their sentences commuted on Trump’s final full day in office were the rapper Lil Wayne and former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who has been serving a 28-year prison on corruption charges.

Trump also granted clemency to Casey Urlacher, brother of former NFL star Brian Urlacher, who pleaded not guilty in March to charges that he helped run an illegal offshore gambling ring.

Lol I legit thought it was gonna read “Casey Anthony”

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And he decided against a pardon for the star of the Netflix reality show “Tiger King,” known as “Joe Exotic,” despite such optimism from the zookeeper’s camp that they stationed a stretch limo near the prison where he is incarcerated to squire him home if his pardon were granted.

Lol

Was Trump like a known fan of the show or something?

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TAKING AN L

https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1351729086465409028?s=20

This gif deserves heavy rotation.

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https://twitter.com/mariashriver/status/1351730151168458755

To be fair, it’s less of a disgrace than if anyone named Trump did show up.

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Trump fears that if he shows up anywhere in public tomorrow after 12 noon there’d be a line of people with subpoenas and lawsuits and liens and arrest warrants.

Like that time the deep-in-debt poker player (Chino Rheem?) won a WSOP bracelet and there was a line of creditors waiting for him at the payout cage.

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Nope no new evidence. Riverman is just hoping and/or jinxing that in the coming weeks we’ll finally hear some of the juicier backstage stuff and that it will be fun in the way it was fun to learn the actual machinery and geology of Trump’s hair.

Fwiw Snopes thinks that Fake Melania is probably not a thing and it’s just a misleading picture contradicted by video and a jillion other pictures that day. But Melania’s had more work done than the Death Star so who knows.

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