From r/simpsonsshitposting
Too bad trumps band from twitter. He was getting funny at the end and I’m sure he has some dumb thoughts rn
Pompeo 2024: MAWA
It’s finally here.
Today is the day Trump becomes not president.
I’ll be going to bed in an hour or two and when I wake up, very little would surprise me. Totally peaceful day goes off without a hitch: not that surprised. Total breakdown of order and blood in the streets: sure, why not. It’s a very balanced range.
don’t worry. we’ve got a single 19-year-old cop prepared to tell any bad guys: “uh, can you guys please move the coup somewhere else please? this is like, the most sacred of events that you’re disrupting right now.”
Regardless of result - stonks
30 mins until the turkey flies
I had long ago hoped that this day would mark the moment where things would “go back to normal” and like flipping a switch the nightmare would be over. Obviously the damage done is too great for that to be possible, and perhaps too great to ever be undone.
But that said, today has come, and we should allow ourselves at least a moment to rest. His presidency is over. It was an incredibly long and terrible four years, but they are now forever behind us.
Tomorrow, things will still be an unmitigated disaster on many fronts, but for today, good has trumped evil, and for that, I suggest that we celebrate. Cheers, friends.
trump is rubbing his bare ass on all the furniture rn
This is the quintessential action of the entire Trump presidency. Final proof it was all a grift.
How does it work if this gets reinstated today or tomorrow? Do you need to become a lobbyist between noon and whenever the new EO is signed, else you’re SOL?
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