The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1351678716359790593

Back the Blue!

His existence is spent oscillating between the two states.

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https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1348879180658860032

Some good ones in here.

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Self-styled militia members planned on storming the U.S. Capitol days in advance of Jan. 6 attack, court documents say
By Spencer S. Hsu, Tom Jackman and Devlin Barrett

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/legal-issues/conspiracy-oath-keeper-arrest-capitol-riot/2021/01/19/fb84877a-5a4f-11eb-8bcf-3877871c819d_story.html

Self-styled militia members from Virginia, Ohio and other states made plans to storm the U.S. Capitol days in advance of the Jan. 6 attack, and then communicated in real time as they breached the building on opposite sides and talked about hunting for lawmakers, according to new court documents filed Tuesday.

U.S. authorities charged an apparent Oath Keeper leader, Thomas Edward Caldwell, 66, of Clarke County, Va., in the attack, alleging that the U.S. Navy veteran helped organize a ring of what became 30 or 40 people who “stormed the castle” to disrupt the electoral vote confirmation of President-elect Joe Biden’s victory.

“We have about 30-40 of us. We are sticking together and sticking to the plan,” co-defendant Jessica Watkins, 38, a U.S. Army veteran, said while the breach was underway, according to court documents unsealed Tuesday.

“You are executing citizen’s arrest. Arrest this assembly, we have probable cause for acts of treason, election fraud,” a man replied, according to communications recovered from her phone, the FBI alleged.

“We are in the main dome right now. We are rocking it. They are throwing grenades, they are fricking shooting people with paint balls. But we are in here,” a woman believed to be Watkins said, according to court documents.

A man then responds, “Get it, Jess,” adding, “This is … everything we f------trained for!

The FBI said without elaboration that it also recovered a document titled, “Making Plastic Explosives from Bleach,” redacting the instructions in a photo exhibit. The FBI noted in court records that Watkins runs a bar named the Jolly Roger, and is believed to operate a Facebook account under that name, the same name as the pseudonym of the author of bomb making instructions widely available on the Internet.

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It is with a heavy heart etc:

https://twitter.com/brettmasonau/status/1351687615146151938

I want the rest of the JFK files!

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I know everyone and their mom is already doing these collections but I still think our own draft for worst Trump moments/pics would get some killer write-ups.

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I have seen every episode of Gilmore Girls, because my wife loves it. It’s honestly not that bad.

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There’s another thread of them donating pillows to the guard. Here’s a significant tweet:

https://twitter.com/OneFreshPillow/status/1349892163824447491

ETA: we’re in the market for new pillows. Think I’ll order some from these folks.

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even kraken lady gave up man

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This pillow guy is a real renaissance man: crackhead, pillow ceo, medical researcher, and private investigator.

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Is it pardon o’clock yet?

Apparently Tiffany Trump is engaged, whoever the fuck that is.

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(final gallup poll this week Trump finished with 34% approval)

https://twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/1351658192443379715

WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!
WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!
WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!
WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!
WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!
WORKING HARD, THANK YOU!

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You’re getting reverse grifted.

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Be honest if you read that list in 2015 might you have considered voting for him. Two thirds of it is completely implausible.

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1351704630045134851

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https://twitter.com/sarahellison/status/1351627777506742276?s=21

#59 rofl

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fil_guy_just_do_it_meme1

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