The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

I avoid unmarried male boomer expats in Latin America at all costs. They’re all Trumper assholes at best, Trumper + pedophile at worst.

Terrifies me that I’m like 5 years younger than them and thinking of doing the same thing. What I won’t be doing is hanging out in the local sports bar every night. Avoid at all costs.

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It was my sister’s favorite show. I probably hate it mostly because she made me watch it when I was a little kid. I guess it’s cute, but assuming you’re male, it’s pretty girlie ma dude

When you break up with a malignant narcissist they destroy everything - including themselves in the process.

https://twitter.com/OneFreshPillow/status/1351297605788192768

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https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1351669989607018500

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trust the plan

the storm is here

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1351676486726647808

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1351676943264083968

hillarys gonna be marched off to jail any minute now.

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This has been discussed in the LOL Democrats thread, but the cliffs is looks like nbd. It’s the status quo with the parties in power switched. Ties in committee or in a floor vote still go to the Dems.

Trump should declassify everything, especially the alien stuff, but he doesn’t have the balls. Sad!

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there isn’t technically a majority in the senate they have to come up with some sort of deal

VP only breaks vote ties

Guy on the right is smart and covered his face

Mitch asked for a handshake agreement that Chuck will never try to nuke the filibuster (telegraphing the coming obstruction); not clear what the response was but it doesn’t matter unless Murkowski and probably at least one other person defects.

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1351668986291875845

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cry ooze sooty motor oil from your scalp more

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I’ve lived by myself for about 2 months of my whole life. And from sharing a room with an older brother, then younger brother, then roommates, then married, I’ve barely ever even had my own room. The time I was by myself was a rooming house too, so I’ve never ever had my own bathroom.

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It’s glorious.

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Is this real, or audio dubbed over the original video? Either way, I love it.

“Race is an idea, not a fact,” the historian Nell Irvin Painter has written, and essential to the construct of a “white race” is the idea of not being a nigger. Before Barack Obama, niggers could be manufactured out of Sister Souljahs, Willie Hortons, and Dusky Sallys. But Donald Trump arrived in the wake of something more potent—an entire nigger presidency with nigger health care, nigger climate accords, and nigger justice reform, all of which could be targeted for destruction or redemption, thus reifying the idea of being white. Trump truly is something new—the first president whose entire political existence hinges on the fact of a black president. And so it will not suffice to say that Trump is a white man like all the others who rose to become president. He must be called by his rightful honorific—America’s first white president.

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Will this asshole just fucking die or something

https://twitter.com/lindseygrahamsc/status/1351669132517847043?s=21

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