how do these dipshits always manage to make biden sounds a shitton cooler than he actually is?
cnn reporting some R lawmakers were asking trump for pardons
I used to, from 2014-2019 I was averaging ~120-140 flights/year, mostly domestic. no travel since march 11th last year. :(
Talk about SPOILERS!
I was next to a woman on another Marvel film who was taking pictures of herself in a S.H.I.E.L.D. windbreaker. I knew it was a bad idea to be doing that out in the open, but whatever, it’s her funeral. Security saw her and made her delete all the pics in front of them.
I am legitimately excited to learn about fake Melania. There is just zero chance it is her in some of those pictures.
National Guard screener: “Do you think Donald Trump won the election?”
National Guardsman: “Yes…FUCK!”
Wait… what?
Ok who’s old enough to get this?
tiffany trump got engaged to some rich business dude from africa. sounds about right
Interesting. So they can’t be trusted to defend the president, but are still entrusted to defend the country? Or have they been relieved from duty period?
Wait this is the first you are hearing of #FakeMelania? How?
Did we get concrete proof Fake Melania is real? Feel like I missed something.
Fake Melania is some weird-ass conspiracy. With how much the Trump administration leaks, there is no way something like that could be kept secret.
But it’s fun to play with. Fake Melania is real, but Donald doesn’t know about her.
How the fuck can they properly vet 25k people in a week.