The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

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Petite Bourgeoisie. My god the plastic surgery.

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Mitch is the type of out of touch politician that never thought something like Jan 6th would ever happen.

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They did it with W. They’ll do it again and again until the Dems hold them accountable.

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I’m sure he’ll take this gracefully:

https://www.axios.com/republican-leaders-biden-church-skip-trump-departure-75c20557-3968-4815-8f0c-e6d1ff46704e.html

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That’s one wide spear

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right, and I think history will hold them accountable to some degree. But don’t you think we might be fading like, really nasty shit like civil war? Or at the very least, organized right-wing terror. If Trump were to just disappear from everyone’s minds, I’m not sure that would be a bad thing right now. The cultists would be deprogrammed for the most part.

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Wtf is a Sheetz?

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I dunno. They’ll be looking for something to fill the void if you ask me. And there’ll be no shortage of candidates. Best you can hope for is that they fragment instead of unifying around another big crazy train.

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https://twitter.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1351293338142597120

Don’t they know???

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A regional convenience store/gas chain. Think 7-11 or Circle-K.

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Au contraire; I visited East Germany several times! That’s why I actually thought “For sure he can’t mean East Germany”, because I can assure you it looked nothing like Putin’s palace.

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I think eDems are overly conciliatory in part because they understand that pushing back has a decent chance of inducing right-wing violence and they have an instinctive desire to bend over backwards in an attempt to avoid that, whereas I see some sort of fight as inevitable and don’t want to delay the reckoning.

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https://twitter.com/SeamusHughes/status/1351589556454371328

So good

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Is that the oval office redesign?

That reminds me when I was on the set of Spider-Man. Marvel security is really strict and don’t let you have a phone on you. As I was the only extra, production allowed me to have mine to read, text my wife, etc. When it was time to film, security told me I had to give them my phone for the time being. I obliged, no problem. Then I remembered that I had snuck a couple pictures of myself in costume earlier when I was in the restroom, just for the memories, not to post on Facebook or anything.

It was a new phone and I hadn’t set a security lock yet. I quickly asked for the phone back so I could “check something.” My fast fingers went to the settings, I set a PIN, and I gave it back. And that, my friends, was the closest I have ever been to death.

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https://twitter.com/Z_Everson/status/1351569209466232835

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It could have cost Marvel millions if you had leaked photos of the Barbecue Man costume.

it’s like a wawa, but worse

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