The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

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They knew who to call. I think he said no.

After a group of lawmakers were evacuated from the House chamber to a safe room on Jan. 6, Jordan was joined by Rep. MATT GAETZ (R-Fla.) for a call during which they implored Trump to tell his supporters to stand down, per a source with knowledge of that call. The source declined to say how Trump responded to this request.

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2021/08/29/about-jim-jordans-other-jan-6-call-with-trump-494169

Real or Onion?

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“$85 billion dollars”

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The idea of going after $85 billion by spending 5 times as much (or more) is just quintessential Trump.

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“or at least bomb the hell out of it” lol

It’s always real, isn’t it?

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Trump is correct for once imo. We have exhausted all other options in Afghanistan. Time to consider a military intervention.

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TIL $85b is just sitting in afghanistan waiting for some to take every penny.

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“we should either never end wars or start a new war to replace the ended war”

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Rotating wars to replace war for life?

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“eighty five billion dollars dollars (in cost!)” is how you know it’s really the president and not a parody

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I would love the opportunity to give Trump and sons the quiz on basic accounting that my 10th grade students would be given back when I taught in China.

Come to think of it, that might be one of the few they could pass.

Or the fact that we are going to go win a war when we just fucking lost the same war

The knives seem to be coming out

https://www.rawstory.com/ron-johnson-trump-lost-wisconsin/

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Maybe if he had said it publicly. The GOPe has always known Trump was a clown, they just don’t care.

Clearly real

Biden did what Trump wanted to do but didn’t have the balls to follow through on.

Two things that stand out on rewatching. One, how badly he wants to divert attention from the possibility he talked to Trump the morning of the insurrection. Two, how he keeps fiddling with his shirt and belt, like he’s afraid his pants might fall down.

https://twitter.com/TaylorPopielarz/status/1432527016516018176?t=_Cn51adRt8cZOtCzlfaU7A&s=19

So do we think Donald fathered more live born fetuses or aborted fetuses.

And really, which category do we put Don Jr in?

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I’d put Don Jr in the aborted fetus category.

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