The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Yeah voter suppression + nazi vote supervisors + actual attacks on democratic city voting locations seems like it will be hard to beat.

This had to be awesome.

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Did Dershowitz know who it was or did he complain about Bernie?

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They were friends. Dersh was hurt David wouldn’t talk to him. And then

David: It’s disgusting. Your whole enclave — it’s disgusting. You’re disgusting!
Larry walks away. Alan takes off his T-shirt to reveal another T-shirt that says, ‘It’s The Constitution Stupid!’

Obv filming Curb S11

Possibly the best real or onion yet.

:onion:

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Why isn’t there a statement maker template?

While looking for one I found this which I hadn’t seen.

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On the one hand we have a very awkward sentence structure, on the other hand I don’t think that Trump knows anything about Dunkirk unless he happened to catch the movie on TV lately.

Going with onion.

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Onion. Trump doesn’t know that Dunkirk exists.

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the use of em dash is definitely not him

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I’d really appreciate it if y’all wouldn’t knowingly post fake Donald Trump statements.

I get that it’s so batshit crazy that we can’t tell what’s real and what’s not, and that’s the joke,

but as a former president things he says actually matter to people and his supporters, and I hate playing the game of trying to figure out what’s real and what isn’t

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a) there’s Google and b) they’re all true. It’s never Onion.

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Disheveled, Swollen Trump Appears in Bizarre Fox Interview

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Ban for not including link or embedded video!

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He seems no worse the wear to me. Low baseline though.

The Arizona election “audit” report is due Monday. Not sure how that lines up with the reinstatement plans.

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“We were supposed to have a war and probably a big nuclear war!” jfc

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I don’t know Trump looks pretty bad there. I don’t know who the guy on the left is though.

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