evidence shows that god is constantly fucking us, so I’m not sure about that
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It must mean WE GOT HEEEEEM.
Narrator: he did not face charges anywhere
https://twitter.com/bradmossesq/status/1425573646781853696?s=21
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I’ll vote real. I guess he doesn’t understand that cops don’t get prosecuted for killing people.
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100% real, there is no bottom. Way to spot fake ones these days is not extremism, it’s when there is something off with the wording.
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…was any one of these fake so far anyway?
Definitely real
After the “purple hair lady” one turned out to be real, I’m never picking Onion ever again.
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So she was married to her mother?
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I picked Onion last time, 100% sure it was fake, and it was real.
I hope this guy is packing and in hiding.
Homeboy is frenzied like Sklansky in a school zone.
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I’m resting easy knowing that even if Trump comes back, he won’t be the most powerful man in the WH.
https://twitter.com/absoIute_units/status/1426164379381166085?s=20
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Under Siege IV looks awesome already!
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POWERRRRRRRR!!!
Damn it, wiki says he’s not at WH any more. Anxiety level up.
He was in the gym of the Pentagon when it was hit during the September 11, 2001 attacks, and chose to enlist in combat duties afterwards.[3]
Rush is known for his physique and large 24 inch biceps that gave him notoriety on social media.[2] As a high school senior he reportedly could bench press 350 pounds (160 kg) while weighing just 150 pounds (68 kg).[4] In 2010, he was reported to be able to bench press 650 pounds (290 kg).[12] Rush states he does 2,222 pushups daily as part of the 22 pushup challenge, with the goal to raise awareness for the roughly 22 veterans who commit suicide a day.[13][14]
In 2021, Men’s Health published an article featuring Rush’s daily routine, which included him eating eight meals a day and up to 10,000 calories and only sleeping for 2 hours every night.[15] Some of his claims were received with skepticism by the professional bodybuilding community.[16]
Holy shit.
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I think the other Rush followed a similar diet and sleeping schedule!
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