The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Need a new thread title with the countdown to reinstatement August 13.

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LOL - “months”

Looking in on Arizona audit.

https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1422289832416448534?s=20

Arizona Republican state senator:

https://twitter.com/WendyRogersAZ/status/1422326523177148416?s=20

Republican supervisor:

“So they don’t have the votes to hold us in contempt. And secondly, they’re not even in session. They have to be in session to vote,” Gates said.

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GETTR done?

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They are joking, but I don’t see why we can’t hold those who aver the election to be corrupt or fraudulent, accountable. Any US senator who publicly states the election was corrupt should be subpoenaed before the investigation committee and be publicly questioned under oath. They’d either have to admit there are no credible claims of fraud or continue lying, in which case, they should be immediately charged with perjury

Why can’t it be that simple?

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Because we live in a post-truth world where perjury no longer exists.

Our legal system seems to be working just great

https://twitter.com/jacq_thomsen/status/1422566465564258311?s=21

“You’re not reading the internet the way I do” is the best defense. Just claim to be sincerely gullible and it’s a license to lie

How it started:

https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/status/1422924517471657984?s=21

How it’s going:

https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/status/1422926474009620480?s=21

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!1 WHOA

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But they were SLAMMED by the judge. SLAMMED!! That’s worth more than, like, an actual punishment.

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https://twitter.com/jacq_thomsen/status/1422932287092674570?s=19

Ordered plaintiff attorneys to pay defendant’s legal fees. Defendant’s are like Facebook, etc., so couple of broke or at least broker lawyers incoming.

Lol, another one

https://twitter.com/zoetillman/status/1422970823577587723?s=21

https://twitter.com/zoetillman/status/1422970029973377029?s=21

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:DrakeNo: soft lecture / hope

:DrakeYes: the duct tape airline steward

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Next up, secret handshakes!

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Clicking on the link to vote for one’s favorite design brought the user to a fundraising page.

Lol, it probably has a tiny pre-checked “make this a monthly donation” option too!

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This is maybe my all time favorite simpsons gag

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