The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Pretty sure Barron works for Happy Bear.

Judge is questioning the attorneys about their lack of due diligence in checking out the flawed affidavits they filed as exhibits. The attorneys are saying among other things that they are not election law experts. Well WTF, if they admit that they don’t know what they are doing, sanction them.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1414622195385610241

https://mobile.twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1414633831592759296

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Lol the hearing is over

SPOILER ALERT: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED

“Write some more briefs, see you soon.” LOL

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But but but… :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

These ■■■■■ have more chance of catching a cold with a mask on that a judge sanctioning them.

I mean, tell me more about the dire consequences of pissing off a federal judge.

https://twitter.com/klasfeldreports/status/1414654763006926854?s=21

The shame of the judge’s cutting remarks is clearly much more powerful than actual fines or jail ever could be. We just don’t understand because we are mere men, not Lawyers.

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Clearly shaming the shameless will finally work this time!

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Remember when Michael Flynn was going to plead guilty and get actual jail time, then abruptly switched his strategy to “be a belligerent asshole to the judge,” after which he got off completely with the judge’s blessing?

LOL LAW GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR CONDESCENDING IDIOCY

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To balance out almost all judges being lawyers we need all jurors to be criminals.

Quid pro blow

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Uh oh!!! He broke the rules!!! He’s really in big trouble now.

https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1414678147925254148?s=21

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Some strongly worded letters incoming

Riverman, I sincerely appreciate you being the lollawyers anger translator.

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Come on, Riverman, not you too. You know full well Trump could write his crimes down in email, tweet them, shout them from the rooftops, whatever. It doesn’t matter. He would never face consequences of any kind much less 30yrs in prison.

Good chance he lands in jail before the apprentice with regular email use tho

He may not have been president, but he was still a rich, old, white guy. No rich, old, white guy is getting 30 years for white collar crimes.

@BestOf

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1414741805552308224?s=21

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Like clockwork

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1414920040521023489?s=21

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he wouldn’t be at a law firm? LOOOL, he’d still be on the second circuit.