The real pro move (apparently) is to pre-announce all the crimes you plan to do and exactly how you plan to do them.
Folks, I’m gonna rob a bank. With a big shotgun, the biggest and best you’ve ever seen by the way, I’m gonna say ‘gimme the money’, just like that, ‘gimme’ and then probably shoot one or two like dogs because you have to show these people, they don’t understand sometimes, the bank people that you’re serious so you have to shoot someone and I’m going to. Then I’m going to take the money, they have these bags, swag bags I call them, swag it’s a good word I came up with, and they have dollar signs on them and I’ll take the money and drive off. The best getaway you’ve ever seen most likely since Bonnie and Clyde, maybe theirs was better who knows but it’ll be great.
He stole like $100 million from his inauguration and we have one charge, not even against Trump, of not reporting tuition and car payments. Lol lawyers, lol america
