The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

As far as I know his alleged gun ownership is entirely based on his own statements in interviews, not independent records. So there’s better than even chance its all bullshit.

On the other hand, I also wouldn’t be surprised that the paranoid racist narcissist would choose to have a couple of guns lying around the house imagining that he would Be A Man and Defend His Castle if those Central Park 5 guys try to break in and rape his women.

I don’t doubt he owns them. I doubt he has ever fired them.

I’m on clovis’s side here. He’s the kind of guy to have a gold-painted gun over a gold-painted fireplace but has never even taken it off the rack.

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I’d like to see a graph comparing the ratio of barbecues : black tie galas junior attended before and after his dad ran for President

Given the staged hunts of his kids, I would not be surprised if he did something similar in his younger days.

Why do you think that “wimp” and rich guy who pays people to help him shoot guns are mutually exclusive?

Actually, why are “wimp” and gun owner mutually exclusive at all?

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Heavy correlation with people terrified to eat anything besides cheeseburgers and owning large gun arsenals in my experience.

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Possibly the last time Trump went up steps.

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second half of the segment is very nice reminder that thatcher was nikki haley before nikki haley was nikki haley.

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The vast majority of gun owners in the US are fearful people.
Prove me wrong.

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Cowards!

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Wimp was the wrong word. Poser is better.

https://twitter.com/TrumpsAlert/status/1412257758540353537?s=20

They’ve clearly never been trained to hold guns either. If she were to fire that gun with that stance, the recoil would basically pistol whip her husband. Of course her husband is a total coward since he’s shielding part of his body using his wife. On top of .that, he is also holding his gun terribly

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https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/1412374455410642949?s=21

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Come on. We all knew Trump wasn’t going to Epstein Island for an all-you-can-eat McDonald’s buffet.

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It’s just nice hearing him sweat it. It’s a wonder has bought the farm.

Not sure where to put this, but I thought this was a good thread by Rep. Andy Kim about (among other things) the importance of memorializing history.

https://twitter.com/AndyKimNJ/status/1412399056090021889?s=19

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Let’s memorialize the other Andy Kim.

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A visual proof that shit rolls downhill.

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1412561481103675394?s=19

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That took a lot of cocaine.

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