Just fucking stop.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1407080896289599490?s=21
Matthew Calamari sounds like the pseudonym of a guy who owns a pizzeria chain that aspires to be as good as Papa John’s one day.
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ReD the constitution lib “No touring while president”
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Not the smartest duck in the sauce.
Definitely a family guy character
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Smdh that this guy is the front runner for 2024…wanted to set up his own leper colony
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An American policeman?
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Or better he could replace Jay Johnston’s character Jimmy Pesto on Bob’s Burgers.
People come to the President looking for answers and when he tries to give them, his profound stupidity just flies up to the surface. I mean, if Lysol works on countertops, why not lungs? Right?
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See he knew how bad things were gonna get, that’s why he tried to buy Greenland.
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WE GOT HIM DOT JIFF
They do this in Orange City, FL literally every Friday
What could he possibly even say that would get anyone in trouble?
I like to rape people and brag about it.
No chance anyone gets in trouble for this except maybe the victims.
Hedging in case the reinstatement doesn’t happen.
https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1407743356126564352?s=19
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1408084087793987584?s=20
“For the reasons that follow, we conclude that there is uncontroverted evidence
that respondent communicated demonstrably false and misleading statements to courts,
lawmakers and the public at large in his capacity as lawyer for former President Donald
J. Trump and the Trump campaign in connection with Trump’s failed effort at reelection
in 2020. These false statements were made to improperly bolster respondent’s narrative
that due to widespread voter fraud, victory in the 2020 United States presidential
election was stolen from his client. We conclude that respondent’s conduct immediately
threatens the public interest and warrants interim suspension from the practice of law,
pending further proceedings before the Attorney Grievance Committee (sometimes AGC
or Committee).”
While this is “interim” I take that to be more severe than waiting for the matter to be fully adjudicated. (“During the course of this ongoing investigation into numerous complaints of respondent’s alleged professional misconduct, the AGC seeks respondent’s immediate suspension from the practice law in the State of New York. Under certain circumstances, such serious interim relief is available, pending a full formal disciplinary proceeding.”)
Note that practice in other state or federal courts requires submission of a “certificate of good standing” from the bar of one’s own state.
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