The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Just in case Florida thinks they are not still the laughing stock of the entire planet + Disney world.

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Now is time to buy stock in VPN companies.

Yep. This is a Nelson ha-ha from me. I get that she’s not the main villain in the story, but she’s not really a victim either.

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:+1:

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1397301447105069066?s=21

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Here we go!

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Can’t wait for the next show, who’s on?

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We got him boys.

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Look man I’d love to see Trump get got as much as the next person but I swear to God they better not indict the former president on some fucking stupid, hyper-specific, “well ACTUALLY” gotcha-type finance law violation or something. If you’re gonna indict him you better indict his whole fucking ass and every member of his idiot family with something worth a shit or don’t even bother.

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It says they meeting for 6 months. That’s a lot of shit to go over.

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I hope they make Trump travel here for some BS ceremony that he’ll hate.

https://mobile.twitter.com/KOCOZach/status/1397211996412600324

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he does love a good ribbon cutting opportunity

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womp womp

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/steve-bannon-case-dismissed/2021/05/25/8f1e0422-93e7-11eb-a74e-1f4cf89fd948_story.html

Trump loved his rallies in flyover country, it’s not like he actually has to do anything.

Even to this day it baffles me that this guy is who captivated them. Just a unicorn mix of authentic stupidity, racism and genuine skill as a con man coupled, crucially, with absolute shamelessness.

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It’s a great chance for him to take that tight 20 minutes he’s been working on at the Mar-a-Lago wedding circuit on the road.

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It’s Fox News live in concert. I loved seeing people falling asleep during it but keep coming back because they thought it triggered libs somewhere

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Honestly this might be better than the idea of not naming things after him. Can’t claim he’s being cancelled or whatever, there’s a whole stretch of highway in the Oklahoma panhandle that 30 people drive on annually named after him!

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Ah! Nonetheless!

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1397268585525940237?s=21

Good thing Biden is pursuing pardon reform to keep the next GOP president from pardoning his co-conspirators