The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Serious answer though…

“She goes to the spa, has lunch, goes to the spa (again) and has dinner with Donald on the patio,” said one person familiar with Melania Trump’s schedule at Mar-a-Lago, her home in Palm Beach, Florida. “Rinse and repeat. Every day.”

Another person familiar with her daily routine confirms Trump’s affinity for the private club’s spa facilities, noting it is not unusual for her to spend several hours a day there, enjoying the benefits at her disposal, often going twice in a 24-hour period, for massages, nail care, facial treatments or other items on the menu.

“She almost always does dinner,” said a third person who has seen Trump outside of the spa. She spends her evenings on the outdoor patio of Mar-a-Lago, where she prefers fish for an entrée, according to the source, and is often joined at the table by her parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, who reside in a private suite of rooms at Mar-a-Lago for much of the year.

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Clevelanders joke about Parma as Americans joke about Cleveland.

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Question for you all.

  1. In what year do we get the first good movie about Trump.

  2. Which actor plays him, and what age are they now?

I hope Ken Burns is starting his documentary now - since it typically takes him 5-8 years to finish one.

  1. What are the essential scenes?

Obama at the correspondent’s dinner gotta be there.

Hollywood Access.

Coronavirus walk to Marine One.

Stormy does… something.

Trump doing his “I’m fucked” soliloquy.

Ivanka Trump should be played by Emma Roberts

Don’t know if we ever get a good movie.its all just too ridiculous that unless you’re a psycho and followed politics like us it will seem fake and over the top.

I mean most of us probably forgot like 90% of the crazy shit that happened because there was so much

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At minimum at has to at least to start with The Apprentice.

It is fucking crazy but Trump is never president without The Apprentice.

What is absolutely insane to me is that the country elected him not in response to an economic depression or devastating war, but simply because this country is that fucking racist and stupid. I’ll probably never feel pride in this country ever again.

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It should be a Scorsese movie centered on Trump. It should cover his entire career all the way back.

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I want to see a Veep-style TV miniseries tbh.

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Should start with his introduction to Roy Cohn and establish his mafia ties, it would explain why he operated his administration like a mob boss.

Start with his dad being an important gambino associate and growing up literally inside organized crime you mean lol. The gangsters introduced the Trump’s to Cohn not the other way around.

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The Washington Post in 2016 described an early meeting between Trump and Cohn in 1971, at a hot spot called Le Club.

“Trump introduced himself to Cohn, who was sitting at a nearby table, and sought advice: How should he and his father respond to Justice Department allegations that their company had systematically discriminated against black people seeking housing?”″ The Post reported.

Perfect movie opener

I’ve thought about this a lot, definitely too much

Of course you can establish Fred’s existing association with gangsters in later scenes, hell even in that scene.

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Issue was that basically already was Veep. Serena gets more and more Trumpish as the show goes on.

I think the first scene of the movie has to be about hair loss.

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Paper towel throw

Meeting with KJU

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I don’t really see the point in having actors mimic publicized events like this. If the world imposes a Donnie Dumb Dumb movie on me, which I hope it never does, what I would want is a bunch of insider stuff showing just how stupid and vapid people like Ivanka and Jared and the rest of the inherited wealth/status/power class is. I think that still is not well understood by the general population and would be valid reason to actually make a Trump movie. “Look at this train wreck” is not a worthwhile reason to make a movie. “Look at the root causes of our broken society” is.

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I mean, I would hope they show all the off camera build up to the events. Not just the irl video.

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Yeah literally every angle of a real event should be from a different point of view. The Gloria video is going to be one of those traditional long panning Scorsese single takes over the 1/6 party at the WH. The Gloria video will be getting taped in the background obviously.

Obviously in my fantasy it stops on all the main villains and describes the awful shit that happened to them after with text like he does. So far all we have is Steve Bannon and Matt Gaetz, but I’m hopeful more of them will get Scorsese type labels like ‘shot in the head exiting a club in 1994’ and ‘killed by a car bomb in 2001’.

EDIT: I actually think it’s a fun comedic choice to make the Trump sons always be in the background and get played by borderline extras.

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