The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1372988958561406980?s=21

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We’ll see how many ten year sentences are handed down to those that were in there!

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these dipshits love saying shit like “I’ll let you get back to watching your CNN” like it’s the most brutal dunk ever

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To be fair, it is a pretty brutal dunk.

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“Hey, check it out, a sleeping bear, you think we should poke it?”
“Nah, lets piss on it and then kick it in the nuts and see what happens.”

As someone who has been to New Castle, PA, this story 100% checks out.

Lol central PA.

Trumpvirus outbreak in South Florida:

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I mean if central means not Pittsburgh/not Philadelphia then yeah it’s in central PA.

I consider any exit on the PA turnpike once you cross from Ohio into PA, until you get past Harrisburg, Central PA.

If the community thinks JoePa was awesome, it’s Central PA.

All’s I know is I drive through PA twice a year and it’s easily the most depressing part of my trip. Makes WV look like an awesome place to live.

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I hope they bleached the place

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https://twitter.com/bmaz/status/1373097927720140806?s=09

He can’t even put it in a hangar?

One engine is missing parts. The other is shrink-wrapped in plastic. The cost to fix and get it flyable could reach well into the high six-figures, a price-tag Trump doesn’t appear to be dealing with right now.

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We got him! Very soon!

https://twitter.com/hunterjcullen/status/1373087524990631937?s=21

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Ask Stormy.

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6 figures to fix a 757 seems like nothing

Story says it’s probably only worth 7.

I am sure he is trying to get my pillow guy to buy it for a premium.

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“That’s right Mike, the Trump jet is full of voter fraud evidence!”

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What’s really nuts is that he left it exposed in the northeast, instead of parking it somewhere where there is no weather.

4D chess long term planning to write it off as a $500 million loss somehow.