This is why Mitch doesn’t really care about legislating that much when he’s majority leader.
The federal judges can do all the dirty work.
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He’s out of his f’n mind. Probably hired Trump’s birther “investigators”.
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Sure, in some small portion of universes.
https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/1372312044406382593?s=19
Made the mistake of watching the American Carnage Frontline and now I can’t sleep.
#jinx
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They’re gonna be writing these stories after he’s dead.
https://twitter.com/fahrenthold/status/1372519736186007553?s=21
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Of course. They’ll be more about document drops that show that every conspiracy theory about Russians was not only true but even more pervasive than we thought though.
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“BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP ESTATE BENEFICIARIES POTENTIALLY FACE NEW CHARGES!”
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Even that doesn’t make sense. If you’ve got an open seat to fill, there are no end of federalist society toolbags who are champing at the bit to remove all rights from women, you wouldn’t need to bribe a guy like K who might only be a 90% favorite to do it.
It seems extremely likely there’s some bullshit afoot here but it’s nothing as obvious as a pay-to-play on roe
we got him
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Lol this idiot is so lucky that he’s not actually a threat to any of these people.
I don’t know about that, you can smother people with pillows.
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Yeah his pillows are pretty low quality tho so that ups your chances a little
His patented fill conforms to your face, providing an airtight seal and making breathing more difficult. No worse than a mask though.
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The internet definitely didn’t think he would, but here we are.
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they should charge a fee to punch him.
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Hope someone is getting their chronic traumatic encephalopathy checks from the NFL.
https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1372892239416938503?s=20
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You missed a chance at a real good Real or Onion headline there