Good lord his Wikipedia page has a lot of big failson energy. Mediocre student, failure to make the football team, marry a stripper, several failed tech start ups. So where do you go from there? $600,000 job as a neurosurgeon of course. That’s just common sense. I know I’d want the serial failure with a drug problem digging around in my spinal column.
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Which wiki are you getting tall this from?
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JFC.
Nice to see Greg Abbot coming to defense of the hospital - as Texas Attorney General. Wouldn’t want to actually pursue justice or anything. But he owns those libs, so all good.
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Texas is also well known for putting people who suffer an episode of depression through hell.
So what time is the Trump inauguration gonna be tomorrow? I don’t want to miss it.
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Wait, what?
I thought he was president , he just had a face swap with Biden?
If the writers have any imagination , Trump will show up, painted not in the usual faux tan, but actually painted GOLD.
And his minions will pretend nothing is new here. lol
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Anyone care to tldr the March 4 thing for me?
Qanon thinks Trump will seize back control of the country and become god emperor once again.
Ok, but why 3/4? Is that prophecy or deadline?
Because the date is 3/4/21 and rearranged it becomes 1234 which, coincidentally, is as high as they can count.
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Some obscure legal deadline comes into effect, if I recall correctly.
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I think it’s because the Constitution used to designate March 4th as the day for the Presidential inauguration. It was moved into January via the 20th amendment in order to shorten the lame duck period.
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Ah. Ok, then. Lol. Thanks, guys.
Coincidentally, had just read this:
https://twitter.com/FrankWilczek/status/1367216817119367169
https://twitter.com/FrankWilczek/status/1367218906872561669
https://twitter.com/FrankWilczek/status/1367220573571604483
BRB - starting my end of the world deathcult that takes off in our applesauce rocketship if string theory isn’t proven in the next year.
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Let’s take bets on what happens here. I’ve got “nothing.”
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1367248439893913600?s=21
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Dude don’t ruin my Mayor Pete and Merrick Garland fanfic. In my mind they’re like the centrist Avengers teaming up to root out government corruption, build more bike lanes, and finally get revenge on Mitch for messing with SCOTUS.
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it’s not ruined…neither of them were confirmed in December, so this bullshittery is all on Barr, et al.
also, i wouldn’t be shocked if that fanfic actually existed somewhere shudder
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No one is horny for Garland, come on, obviously you ship Mayor Pete with Corey Booker.