The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

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omfg listening to the video while following along with this was too perfect. bar 32 killed me

who fucking made this???

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My old roommate’s wife posted it. I’m not sure. It’s great though.

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Oh this is just outstanding.

It’s really awesome too bc she doesn’t start off bad and the interesting thing about her is she’ll hit a bad note, but she just treats it like changing keys and starts singing in that bad note’s key for a while until she repeats the process over and over again.

Holy shit and that finale! The whole thing is incredible. I give it 1 Full Note (eighth-note, quarter-note, half-note, full note scale). Will listen again.

eta: oh shit! I completely missed that she blows the second note! The fucking “say” in “oh say” is wayyyyyyyyy off. Wow this is even better than I thought.

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Carl Lewis is probably pissed that she isn’t getting any shit about her performance.

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I like how the sheet music keeps going back and forth between a shitton of sharps and an assload of flats.

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Kimmel also teased Hall about his stint on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” asking him if he still kept in touch with his “celebrity mentor,” Donald Trump. (In 2012, Hall won the reality competition series’ fifth season.)

“We don’t talk a lot,” Hall joked, before recalling when Trump “got mad” because he allegedly failed to mention the former president in an interview.

“He took the interview and he wrote, in Sharpie, ‘No Trump,’ and he photographed it and emailed it back to me,” Hall said. “The strangest transmission I’ve ever had.”

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fuck you all who can sight read. but yeah, once you count out bar 32, and hear it, it delivers.

lol double flat

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239 pounds!

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Ronny has dyslexia? 293?

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I caught the back end of the same Louie Anderson conversation on Howard Stern today. Arsenio was much more effusive in his praise for Louie than it sounded like he was in the Kimmel interview (I only read the article). He said the same thing about being given a list of three white actors, but he didn’t pick Louie just because he knew him. He genuinely liked him and thought he was really funny. Arsenio said that Louie was always really nice to him when he (Arsenio) was young comic, so he wanted to repay that kindness.

And obviously Louie was awesome in the role.

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But his emails. (Which I thought he didn’t do!)

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Yet another reminder that these professional licensing boards are a complete joke. If you don’t lose your medical license for drinking on the job and abusing staff, what the hell is the point of even having licensing other than to prevent competition for labor.

58 witnesses.

I can’t figure out why Trump liked this guy.

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Most likely reason is still because the guy sucks at reading a scale.

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I agree about licensing boards being a joke, but I’m confused what that has to do with licensing boards. It looks like a federal investigation, medical licenses are all at the state level.

While lots of doctors are allowed to continue practicing when they shouldn’t, there’s also some super overbearing ones (I’m looking at you Texas)

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I guess Trump is going to become President again tomorrow. That sucks.

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Isn’t Texas where Doctor Death got shuffled around hospitals purposefully killing and injuring people on the operating table blasted on drugs for like a decade while the licensing board did nothing?

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Yup. I listened to that podcast too.

Guy was the perfect example of fake it until you make it.