The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Sounds like a scene from a Bond movie

They stormed the platform with speedboats, Jet Skis and helicopters, and took Bates’s son Michael hostage. Michael was able to retake Sealand and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries using weapons stashed on the platform.

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Let me guess. History/social studies teachers?

Lol, no idea.

My boy Rudy was sweating bullets on that one.

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1329562651287023624

UHOH!

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MLK Jr had a lower rating in 1966 than Donny Dum Dum does today. Looking forward to 2071 when Trump has his very own Mt Rushmore on the moon.

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If there was ever a survey that needed a „bastard“ option, this one would be it.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1329562651287023624

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Approves.

I recognize the reference but not sure I get the joke…

Good news is that jokes are twice as funny when you explain them :+1:

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Laces out = boogers out

Kind of weak, admittedly, but I figured I’d go for it

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LOL!!!

Nice, nice

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Laughably bad advice

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Dr Melfi scenes suck if you binge watching the show and just want to see the action. But they are great if you looking into the psychology of Tony.

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbszak/status/1351187878605447169

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Sad that the ultra stupidity is gonna come to an end soon. I’m gonna miss this kinda shit

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/01/18/ppp-loans-anti-vaccine/

My 1987 history teacher was a big Sovietphile. His license plate was even CCCP.

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https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1351044528006959108

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The funniest thing to me is she didn’t think her or her Russian friend would just end up magically dead.

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Gym?

Huh

https://twitter.com/jessedamiani/status/1351197878987927552?s=21

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