The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

https://twitter.com/hjessy_/status/1350831247925379072

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https://mobile.twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1350890314551218177

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They got us. Dang it.

This may be a crazier duo than travolta and cage

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Because someone convinced him that it would be bad for him if pardoned himself. And he’s not gonna get one then no one is going to get one. Or see the end of this brilliant film

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DanRather/status/1350860059178225665

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We will see. I still think he sells a bunch of pardon. Still think there is a decent chance he resigns with 1 hour left and Pence Pardons him.

https://twitter.com/ceodiggler/status/1350920765340749825?s=20

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Yeah, this. The secret service agents are literally trained to fight to the death to protect their principle. Getting past the Capitol police and getting pence are two entirely different things. There were some of the interviews with cops (particularly the one who was dragged out and beaten in the crowd) where the cop made the calculation that if he pulled out his gun and started firing he was almost definitely going to die, which is why he didn’t. That calculation would not be going on with the secret service.

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several > a few > a couple
imo

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Trump is down to about a quarter-scaramucci.

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At this point just notify me when one of these assholes ISNT cop/military adjacent

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1350948516546416644?s=21

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At least two teachers were arrested I heard on the news today.

I think Pence will awake Wednesday morning & find out he pardoned Trump & he got to be President.

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I’d guess Trump is too paranoid to trust Pence to go with through with a pardon at this point. He will do it himself.

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https://twitter.com/markdice/status/1350896490395275266?s=10

Snarky Rogan-bro (guessing) twitter is already minimizing this to a bunch of larpers screwing around.

who da fuq is that guy that appears to be a cop?

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LOL that fucking cop.

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It’s the natural progression since modern law enforcement is simply the extension of the slave patrols from the 18th and 19th centuries.

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When your legal strategy is so bad you’ve lost the human-ham hybrid

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