The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

They’d call the election for him if the team won

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/518757-biden-releases-2019-tax-returns-hours-before-first-presidential-debate

Okay but in all seriousness…imagine if Riverman got through.

Or Wichita hahahahahaha that mfker would unleash some hot fire.

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https://twitter.com/MattGlassman312/status/1311030003434500098

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this would be great, no way trump can handle this question.

https://twitter.com/MattGlassman312/status/1308510925079687168?s=20

It’s an atrocious question. He has been asked this endlessly. He will give the same response. They’re very proud of their response up till now, they’ve made strong decisions, it would have been a lot worse if he hadn’t done x/y/z, and they’re very confident in the therapeutics and vaccines they’ll be rolling out very shortly.

Is it dumb? Yes. Does it work? Only if the moderators let that stand as an answer, which I’m almost certain Chris Wallace and every other moderator will do.

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Yeah if you’re not watching the debate for the lolz you’re watching it for the wrong reasons.

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He can certainly “handle” it. Whether or not Wallace then pushes him, or Biden is strong enough to kill him on it and present a stark contrast, is another matter.

“Vaccines. Therapeutics. We’re doing a great job. Vaccine, safe and effective, very soon very soon. So much testing… more testing in the rest of the world, that’s why we have cases. I closed down China. Sleepy Joe said I was racist. But it was the right move. Saved 3 million lives.” Etc, etc.

Edit: my pony couldn’t handle a response.

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CSPAN: Hello, Devil. Do you have a question or comment?

Devil: Uh, yeah. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? click

CSPAN: Well, lets move on to our next caller.

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That’s Money In The Bank, not Royal Rumble. C’mon man.

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Well yeah Hastert taught at Yorkville High School and that’s where he sexually abused some students. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was one of them.

yea you right you right

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I’m fine, but thanks for your concern

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On May 29, 2015, after Hastert had been indicted for illicitly “structuring” financial transactions, two people briefed on the evidence from the case stated that “Individual A” — the man to whom Hastert was making payments — had been sexually abused by Hastert during Hastert’s time as a teacher and coach at Yorkville High School, and that Hastert had paid $1.7 million out of the total $3.5 million in promised payment.[21] On the same day, the Los Angeles Times reported that investigators had spoken with a second former student (not the person who was receiving payments from Hastert), who made similar allegations that corroborated what the first student said.[144] He admitted to sexual abuse during sentencing on unrelated crimes.[7][145]

Oh for fucks sake go hike in Chappaqua and do charity work and stay out of the public eye for the love of all that is halfway decent.

Outdoors with reasonable distancing should be fine. Make them wear a mask if they go inside to use the restroom, wipe down handles/doorknobs/sink/etc afterwards.

If you get moderately drunk and yell at the TV, the important thing to remember is to share the amusing thoughts with your Unstuck family too.

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Auto 3.

We’re all dead. I’d put the over/under at 750.

Near lock someone says Amy Comey Barrett.

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This is the correct take.

We need to have a vision that the country can get excited about.

We don’t have that.

You’re not watching @skydiver8??? No way it would take $10K+. You’d be in for like $100 to Elizabeth for State House 63 or $500 to Pete 2028.

My first reaction was NOOOOOOOOOOOO. But then I thought about it and even if like 10 of them try to find us, sign up, and post we’re looking at 1 or 2 who make it through and we all have to get our slam dunk practice in from time to time.

How hard can it be?

I’d like to see like 10 of us in a row get through and end every call with “Thanks, awval.”

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