The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

We should organize a UP C-SPAN call-in.

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Iā€™d like to thank those of you who are going to actually watch this debacle and report on it here. God bless you, every one.

For those like me:

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The proper way for any mentally healthy UPper to watch the debate is by following the clips/commentary from Dale and Rupar and endlessly refreshing our railbird thread for hot takes.

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Iā€™m gonna try to not watch this one. Hoping the driving range will be empty because everyone stayed home to watch it.

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Right lol this is like trying to get a good nightā€™s sleep as a kid before going to the water park Saturday morning. I didnā€™t sleep a wink.

Cheers jmakin. Hope you get some good shots in

at Trump as youā€™re watching the debate

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Rupar essentially posts ā€œclipsā€ that constitute the entire debate, so I am going to try to avoid him as well.

Hereā€™s my plan:

  • Not watch
  • Railbird a little here, but mostly check in afterwards
  • If afterwards, people here are freaking out and WAAF, donā€™t consume any clips. Consume lots of alcohol instead.
  • If afterwards, most here are satisfied, say that nothing much tonight moved the needle either way, but Biden had a couple solid moments, Iā€™ll likely start consuming Rupar clips.
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Some of yā€™all are watching or reading the transcript from last electionā€™s debate moderated by Wallace.

Hillary really smoked him. Like Iā€™m reading these answers and just a little frustrated that Biden could and probably will say excruciatingly similar responses and guess what? He will win and Hillary lost.

The other side of it though is reading back over Trumpā€™s defenses and feeling just a little nervous. Tonightā€™s debate really will be a test of rhetoric, not policy. Much as I wish it was the other way, itā€™s not.

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He should walk over to Trumpā€™s podium and push against it. ā€œJust making sure itā€™s bolted down, this guy is so broke he might try to make off with the podium at the end of the night to sell it on eBay.ā€

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Hey this could be a great opportunity to advertise UP to the nuttiest old people in America.

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I donā€™t watch most of the Rupar clips. I like that he tells me what happened so I donā€™t have to. And then like you said, I can always watch it if thereā€™s a crazy response that says this clip is worth it.

Otherwise sounds good dude. I plan on popping an edible and will probably be taking a vape hit with the drinking game as I watch along (because alcohol sucks but I want to play with yā€™all). In a weird way, enduring the agony of the debate lets me process some of these feelings of futility. Trump and COVID feel endless, but the debate is like well that sucked, but at least it has a clear beginning and ending.

Any mention of drug tests, earpieces, breaks, basements, taxes, Hunter, etc., Biden should immediately pivot to 4-5 canned talking point saying heā€™s there to address what the American people care about - healthcare, COVID, healthcare, COVID, and whatever else is on the ā€œmost important issuesā€ list. I hope his handlers have drilled this into him.

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I hear ya. To each their own on whether to watch or not. Itā€™s hard to avoid. Iā€™m not even entirely sure Iā€™ll be able to stick with my plans. I just fear there is so much to lose, and essentially nothing to gain, for Biden. And Iā€™d find it hard to watch while being that nervous.

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I want to see Biden fake Trump out and he reacts like this

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Okay.

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I think itā€™s that I will find it too hard to NOT watch when this nervous. Itā€™s silly, but I really do go into these with the hope Trump says something that instantly ends his candidacy. Heā€™s so incompetent and unpredictable that thereā€™s always a chance.

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Thatā€™s how fast something turns from a joke to a real plan. Letā€™s do it.

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It will be helpful that playoff baseball is on.

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It was a reference tp the cspan call in show where that guy says okay to everything people say on the phone.

I say we get a set up like this

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Oh snap, what if Biden shows up unannounced and Royal Rumbles them to take the title belt for himself?

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