The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

I think this has more to do with Trump’s inherent cowardice than stupidity.

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“He doesn`t remember the words to the - ah - ah - the thing, you know. Classic dementia.”

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This. Nobody remembers policy from debates. Think of the debate highlights that people remember:

1960 - Nixon’s stubble
1988 - Dukakis thinking about his wife’s rape and murder
1988 - Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy
1992 - Bush looking at his watch
2000 - Gore sighs a lot
2016 - Wrong.

Nobody remembers what Reagan said during his debate about his policy regarding the Soviet Union.

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Have they been reading UP?

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It’s on at 3 AM in Prague.

As much as I want to stay up for the lolz, I gotta wake up at 6 AM for work. I’ll read this thread for the highlights later.

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I took one for the team and listened to some AM radio this morning on the way to work. Glenn Beck was openly discussing how Biden has dementia but it was a strategic mistake to make everyone believe it because it will be such a low expectation. I was laughing thinking how he was one of the people spreading that info for months.

I got in an almost 3 hour phone argument with my mother. We had been doing well being civil but as soon as she started in on the Breonna Taylor was no angel bit I had to let it rip. She then accused me of being part of “cancel culture”. To which I asked her to name one right wing toad who had been cancelled. She couldn’t come up with one but guaranteed me it was real. How this becomes relevant is that she went on at least a 20 minute rant about Biden and his dementia. I kept saying over and over you only watch the Fox News clips, watch the debate tomorrow.

All that to say I don’t think Biden will be some world beater tonight but he doesn’t need to be. He just needs to appear sane and lucid and not get rattled by Trump. A huge percentage of people think he is a literal nursing home dementia patient. He also hasn’t had many high profile appearances so I think the low info crowd might be pretty persuadable either way tonight.

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Dude, they are so canceled we can’t even remember them!

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wat

How do you find ear inspectors on such short notice?

She helped her ex-boyfriend deal drugs!

The best line from Bush`s answer: “You ought to … touch the people that I touch from time to time.” Imagine Biden saying that today. He would be toast.

Also having been 14 back then and not exactly following US media very closely, I feel checking his watch was only so bad as it reinforces the out-of-touchness HW shows following that gesture and then Clinton getting the exact opposite.

Compare this:

to this:

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He seems to think he won too. People see what they want to see unless there is an Elizabeth Warren to Bloomberg or a “ You’re no Jack Kennedy” moment.

Clinton was such a boss. That is an insanely good answer. It’s sad to see what he has turned into over the last decade and change. Well that and the Epstein stuff.

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Who is the #1 person people don’t want to see on their TV tonight? What if I told you that person will be headlining MSNBC’s debate coverage?

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The Claire McCaskill / Hilldog panel will be LIT

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Biden just needs to lie like he did against Bernie

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Ya the post Super Tuesday debate performance again tonight will probably lock up the election for Biden. Will he be able to pull it off? We shall see.

What’s best option/channel to watch this shitshow? I pay for cable like every patriotic american and don’t want to stream. :us:

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PBS. Don’t give any of the corporate media channels your eyeballs.

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https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1310989042314604544?s=20

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Gonna exert all my willpower to not watch. Will probably do baseball instead. It’s such a waste of time when one debater comes in good faith and the other does not.

Holding my breath that I’ll come here afterwards and not see that WAAF.