The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

There won’t actually be a drug test, right?

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1310707153850826752?s=19
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1310708324338466816?s=19

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I can’t see me making it now tbh, failing asleep to early nowadays :grinning:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1310904556574986240?s=19

Rudy seems like a party guest who doesn’t realize he’s stayed a few hours more than he’s welcome.

Waiting for this debate is like waiting for biopsy results. I don’t see how I can possibly watch.

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Sad thing is there are still people on this forum playing this angle.

Glass houses friend. Glass houses.

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https://twitter.com/pablo_honey1/status/1310908191190982656?s=19

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Yeah, if I was forced to pick one of the two to drive me home it’d be biden. I’d strap in tight though.

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The only thing I want to hear out of Rudy’s mouth are the word “ellipses” and the phrase “So, should I send Sam six sets of socks?”

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In my dreams I’m hoping for trump to take a cheap shot at beau and for biden to clock him one. It would be satisfying as shit and would probably give biden a 10 point bump.

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It would make me a more enthusiastic voter for sure.

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Interesting take. Lizza’s not dumb but Trump’s lost a step.

https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/1310922649695027201?s=19

Trump is good at deflection and bullshit, does that count as good debate skills? Kind of, I guess.

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1310925139165483008

I had actually forgotten this part. Trump dominated the primary debates obviously but yeah it certainly seems like she crushed him.

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I remember Trump supporters telling me how well he did against Hillary in those debates :man_shrugging:

https://twitter.com/DGisSERIOUS/status/1310936247695745026?s=19

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I don’t think Biden will address Trump’s taxes. He’s gonna attack him on Covid. 200K+ are dead in part because Trump got rid of the pandemic response team that Biden helped create.

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I feel like even Trump isn’t stupid enough to say anything about Beau to Biden’s face.

Narrator prove me wrong.

Its gotta come up though, right? Like the moderator will likely ask Trump about it point blank.