The Final Debate: Biden v Trump the Shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck having sex with a goatshow inside a dumpster fire

Consider this my highlight reel

COVID 101
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Shades of Clinton v Bush in the clip above

CONSPIRACY THEORIES 101

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TARIFFS 101
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IMMIGRATION 101

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Racism 101
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He nearly stopped himself from saying this, but he couldnā€™t help himself

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CLIMATE CHANGE 101
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Biggest shock of the night was when Biden was like yā€™all remember that this Ukraine nonsense was why he got impeached, right? And in that moment, I realized, that I had, in fact, forgotten that the President had been impeached.

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And it was for being caught red-handed trying to use a foreign government to target a political opponent - as a sitting president - something infinitely worse than the son of a current presidential candidate has ever even been accused of doing in this ginned up scandal. Madness.

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He admitted to doing just that this week.

The only thing that matters is election day results. Hope that helps.

Iā€™m well off by america standards but Iā€™ve actually been struggling for a few years now. Iā€™m on pace to be as miserable as everyone else Iā€™m waiting till after covid blows over before I suck it up.

so really my best strat is actually to support the far leftā€“give me the UBI check so I can continue to be online and spam post every day rather than having to suck it up and do something else.

I still donā€™t get why Biden doesnā€™t bring up the litany of corruption oozing from the tRUmp brood whenever Hunter is brought up

Jaredā€™s bailout by Qatar, his use of personal email and unencrypted messaging apps to conduct official US business and his scheme to profit from the opportunity zones

Ivankaā€™s shady patents

The dumbass twins inability to operate a charity without self dealing

The ammunition there is bottomless

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Itā€™s absurd to say that ā€œyou lost the election (with 3 million more votes, a two week news cycle after the last debate) therefore you lost the debates.ā€ If you want to apply this logic, then thereā€™s an 87% chance you will be proven wrong about Trump winning the debate after the votes are counted.

Texas definitely going blue if that is true. Also so long Cornyn!

Thanks Cowboys, Texans, Mavericks, Rockets, Spurs, Rangers and Astros!

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Yeah borat and then 60 mins on Sunday. Trump is not capturing any positive news cycles soon.

I am not sure people understand how low a percentage of people in Texas care or think about oil. Of those who do, you have a majority of rurals and then a tiny sliver of oil tycoons.

Literally all people who were already voting for trump. The average Texan is no more concerned about the oil industry in 2020 than the average

If it were 40 years ago, I think it would be a bigger deal, but it is simply not the case any longer.

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Not even close, and yet I canā€™t stop sweating

I really donā€™t know what people mean when they say won and lost in debates like these.

The only way that matters is how it changed each candidateā€™s EV to win. Florida manā€™s increased a bit, so in that sense he won.

Probably not enough to get too excited, but I still donā€™t like it.

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How do you know this? The polls show fewer people saying he won the debate than his current levels of his voter support. It suggests he didnā€™t win anyone over. If anything, itā€™s more likely the debate lowered his EV, because his EV before included scenarios where he crushed the debate and Biden imploded. Now that hasnā€™t happened.

If Trump doesnā€™t see any debate bounce and the polling status quo holds over the next week, then you will see Bidenā€™s odds increase on 538, as Trump runs out of time to catch up.

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Trumpā€™s Betfair odds. I think that is one of the biggest markets that is trading on this, if not the biggest. I didnā€™t actually check the site myself, Iā€™m just going by what someone posted in this thread.

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Yeah heā€™s up from +210 pre debate to +194 now and this is with $300m exchanged on the market so far

The shift in Betfair odds represents the average guess of a gambler on what the broader public thinks. Thereā€™s no way that information is more valuable than a random sample of the publicā€™s actual thoughts.

For example, how many suburban women do you think weighed in on Betfair?

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If you too were wondering about that football play, yep itā€™s bad lol. Havenā€™t seen someone eat shit that hard since my kid was learning to walk.

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